[2012-Sep-01] Alien Newspaper

Blame Quintushalls for this.

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Spaceguy5
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[2012-Sep-01] Alien Newspaper

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Can anyone translate? I fear that by the time I decipher the text, it'll be too late D'=

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Spaceguy5
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Re: [2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

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!!!! CRAP IT IS TOO LATE, EVERYONE RUN TO YOUR BUNKERS!

Neeperando

Re: [2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

Post by Neeperando »

http://www.theonion.com/video/social-se ... s-t,21006/

Reminds me of this Onion video: Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger.

"The program's short-term initiatives save money by replacing senior citizens' checks with vouchers for grain alcohol, back-alley tattoos and extreme sports."

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