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Lethal Interjection
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by Lethal Interjection » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:38 pm
Edminster wrote: Do you not read the news? Tesco's store-brand ground beef products were recently found to contain a not-insignificant percentage of horse meat.
I have not seen this. Then again, I have never heard of Tesco either.
Also there seems to be a glitch with my primary news-gathering source, and thus have felt very much out of the loop.
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by ThePeople » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:39 pm
You've missed "Everything's made of horse!"?
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by DonRetrasado » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:59 pm
Did you get to sample any bonus horse-meat?
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by ThePeople » Mon Feb 25, 2013 12:51 am
Sales of horse up more than 100% says exotic meats supplier.
I've probably eaten horse at some point in the last 3 months. Why only last week I found a hoof at the bottom of my milkshake.
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by Peon » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:41 pm
I want to try horse and dog.
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by Lethal Interjection » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:39 pm
Peon wrote: I want to try horse and dog.
Pervert.
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by Peon » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:50 am
Hickory smoked horse butthole from a cup.
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by ThePeople » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:17 am
horse found in coca cola
the great taste of coca cola is boiled hooves
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by GUTCHUCKER » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:02 am
Glue?
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by Sahan » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:41 am
Next week they're going to reveal that the glue industry has secretly been selling the horses for profit and using lower-grade ferrets instead.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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by GUTCHUCKER » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:06 am
THOSE BASTARDS, I HATE EATING FERRET
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by Edminster » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:59 am
ol qwerty bastard wrote: bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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by dauntless » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:47 pm
kemisanna wrote: ThePeople wrote: What's sad is that the amount of success Zach has had throughout his career as a web cartoonist is almost exactly the opposite of how good the comics have been.
perhaps this could be represented in some way...perhaps a graph DO NOT DRAW A GRAPH
I took your advice and drew a graph.
I appreciate the effort but you mixed up the axes. Time available is the dependent variable and should be on the x-axis. Graph joke ruined. Alternatively: your graph is a joke!
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by dauntless » Mon Mar 04, 2013 4:48 pm
dauntless wrote: Time available is the dependent variable and should be on the x-axis.
You mean the independent variable, you idiot!
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by ThePeople » Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:42 pm
he fucked up his graph by it being completely unrelated to what I said
any correction would have to take his largest mistake into account