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I read the news today, oh boy

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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Liriodendron_fagotti » Sat Dec 12, 2015 7:44 pm

I like to imagine a farmer tilling the land 300 years in the future finding all these pacemakers and dentures.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby trickcyclist » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:24 pm

There are a couple of green burial sites near our house. I like the idea. I think either that, or donating my cast off husk to one of those research body farms where they watch you slowly decay to inform future episodes of CSI.
The tracks are curved and my train of thought accelerates tangentially. Whooo whooooo.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby trickcyclist » Sat Dec 12, 2015 10:25 pm

The tracks are curved and my train of thought accelerates tangentially. Whooo whooooo.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:28 pm



Well today in sad headlines.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Edminster » Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:58 am



Today in fantastic headlines
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Kimra » Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:14 am

The scary thing is, Daniel Radcliff can pick and choose his movies as he likes. He PICKED that one.

"Also, he apparently rides him like a jet ski." - I want to know if this is a euphemism, but also I don't want to know.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Astrogirl » Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:46 pm

crogression? !
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Kimra » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:53 am

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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Edminster » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:59 am

So what you're saying is, Dan Radcliffe's Farting Boner Corpse Bonanza: The Movie was the best of the myriad farting boner corpse movies which were submitted. Good to know.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby Astrogirl » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:37 pm

There is this long tumblr post with nice pictures http://greenskyoverme.tumblr.com/post/1 ... -the-fermi that lists several solutions/explanations to the Fermi Paradox.
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Re: I read the news today, oh boy

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sun Feb 07, 2016 7:47 am

Aliens could just be really far away.
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