[2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

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[2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4079

Actually the first stage is affection, the second stage is sex, and the third stage is love. The payload is a MIRV'ed nuclear warhead that will wipe out everyone around you and leave your descendants scarred and mutilated, forever stunting their ability to mate and reproduce.

What a fun metaphor!

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IMO, sex is the initial one...

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The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.
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Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.
Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...

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Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.
Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...
What are the stages when you don't do more than just moderating a webcomic forum?

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Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.
Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...
Shows what you know, I'm only a moderator on the Communist section. And everyone gets to do that.
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Kaharz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.
Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...
Shows what you know, I'm only a moderator on the Communist section. And everyone gets to do that.
technically it's still the socialist section until the forum proletariat does whatever that thing they were doing is

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i mean like if we're being pedantic it's actually the illuminati section as it is secretly controlled by a cabal of elites manipulating those who are nominally in charge through carefully planted agents.
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Phhhh...
The Illuminati? WeThey don't exist. It's a ridiculous conspiracy theory.

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