[2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

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[2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

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https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cave

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I wonder if there's a rat experiment analog for spoiler-related anger.



I hereby declare this thread a competition to post a spoiler for the oldest possible work of fiction.

Rules:
  1. Bible doesn't count
  2. Declare the title of what you're spoiling.
  3. Use spoiler tags if you know how. No matter how old, spoilers are still spoilers!
  4. You can post an old spoiler even if an older one has already been posted. You just won't win any internet points.
  5. Nothing from the year 2000 onwards - obviously not old enough!

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Re: [2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

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I'll start with an easy one:

Fight Club, 1999: Tyler Durden is the unnamed protagonist's insomnia-induced alter-ego. They are the same person!

Waladil

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It's not relevant to the competition, but I assume folks around here have heard of the attempted murder in the antarctic?

FOR SPOILING BOOKS. https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/antarctic ... gs-report/

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Re: [2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

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Waladil wrote:It's not relevant to the competition, but I assume folks around here have heard of the attempted murder in the antarctic?

FOR SPOILING BOOKS. https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/antarctic ... gs-report/
I haven't, but damn. I feel for that guy. The walking spoiler got what he deserves.

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Re: [2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

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Soylent Green (1973): is people!

Waladil

Re: [2019-02-10] Cave :: Old Spoiler Competition!

Post by Waladil »

Beowulf (900AD...ish?)
Beowulf kills Grendel and Grendel's momma but can't solo a dragon. If Wiglaf didn't grow a pair and help out we'd all be dragon food.

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