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Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:41 am

ruotwocone wrote:...that's true. if epoch were to ever answer my emails or prove to me he isn't dead, there would be 3 of us IHFers here. one of which could draw!

Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:22 pm

Sahan wrote:Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?

funeral services require both money and bodies and we don't have any money. Instead, i recommend that we hold a wake. they're just as good and are free as free.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:05 pm

ruotwocone wrote:
Sahan wrote:Perhaps we should hold a funeral service for epoch, just to be on the safe side?
funeral services require both money and bodies and we don't have any money. Instead, i recommend that we hold a wake. they're just as good and are free as free.

...so we have bodies?

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:13 pm

Frostbite wrote:...so we have bodies?

what else would we fill our cadaver freezer with?

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:15 am

ruotwocone wrote:
Frostbite wrote:...so we have bodies?
what else would we fill our cadaver freezer with?

Tasty popsicles?

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:17 am

Hell, I've just been cramming mine up with ice-cream. We dumped the bodies out years ago. It added a nice flavour to the ice-creams though, kinda like how oak barrels change the taste of wine.

Also: 101 posts! I feel accepted now. Free ice-cream for all!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:46 am

Sahan wrote:I feel accepted now. Free ice-cream for all!

I was going to say not yet, but then you followed up with free ice cream. Bravo, sir.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:26 am

Thank you, the power of bribery should never be underestimated.

EDIT: Also noticed Twobuy has clocked up his 2000th! Another eight posts and we should ban him from posting until next year.

Jiggz · Post by **Jiggz** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:36 am

I like where this thread has gone. Not really.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:42 am

Well, you reap what you sow, Jiggy.

Jiggz · Post by **Jiggz** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:05 am

I had no idea those shitseeds would grow into such a monumentous shitbush. Nay, in fact a flaming shitbush of biblical proportions spewing forth orders for me to go get stoned or something.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:57 pm

Jiggz wrote:I had no idea those shitseeds would grow into such a monumentous shitbush. Nay, in fact a flaming shitbush of biblical proportions spewing forth orders for me to go get stoned or something.

apparently you've been using the wrong fertilizer. also if there was a flaming shit bush that demanded you smoke weed in the bible i'd probably have spent more time reading it.

Jiggz · Post by **Jiggz** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:09 pm

You obviously made the mistake of smoking after reading the good book. The messages are far clearer with an extra large bag of Dorritos in one hand and an endless supply of mountain dew near by.

Why the fuck do they call it the "good" book anyway? It's just an extended fucking family tree with a few mildly moral interjections in-between. Well, that's what I got after reading the first page while eating dorritos and drinking mountain dew.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:25 pm

Well getting on the NY Times best selling list apparently makes anything a good book. The Friday Night Knitting Club sounds like an awful book but NY Times tells me otherwise.

Jiggz · Post by **Jiggz** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:28 am

Oprah probably mentioned it in one of her shows.