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Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:21 am

Jiggz wrote: Why the fuck do they call it the "good" book anyway? It's just an extended fucking family tree with a few mildly moral interjections in-between. Well, that's what I got after reading the first page while eating dorritos and drinking mountain dew.

I found myself thinking the same thing when I tried to read a bible. For a best-selling book of all time, it probably has the worst opening page I have ever read in a book.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:18 pm

Sahan wrote:For a best-selling book of all time, it probably has the worst opening page I have ever read in a book.

Bullshit*

*soo many gramatical errors.... sooooo many.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:28 am

Blimey! Lay off on Mr Dickens, guv. He be a Londoner, folks, and them London folk don't speak no proper English.

You can get all shirty about Dickens, but I think Tom Sawyer is worse. I couldn't make head or tail of Huckleberry Finn. Maybe I'm just not familiar with redneck talk.