You guys all suck!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:35 pm

Why no talky? Summer rut? All on vacation? Finally figured out how great vaginas are? Talk dammit!

I'll start the conversation with something to enrage and infuriate the masses. Zach's artistic ability is substandard even for a webcomic.

If that doesn't get you responding then this surely will. What would make a better pet - penguins with cybernetic shoulder mounted lasers or a spider monkey with swords for hands and wearing chimp-tanium body armor?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:09 pm

Zach's art is more than substandard! It's adequately satisfactory!

And I'd go with the penguin.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:48 am

You know, it is rather hard to find sub-standard on the internet. Because just when you hit what would be the worst, and are ready to make your calculations, someone goes out and puts out something even more terrible.
I would say that Zach's artistry is considerably above average. I mean, I feel like you can factor out sprite comics and purposely simplistic (C&H, XKCD) because they are not primarily about the artistry.
Then you factor in that there are no recurring characters and he updates daily, which certainly puts a toll on honing the artistic style.
With that said, I would say he definitely ranks in the top quarter, lets say.

And spider monkey all the way. Presuming it is full body armour. Because if not the monkey would probably kill itself before too long.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:18 pm

I said ENTERTAIN ME! You fat, lazy nerds!

cheez.wiz · Post by **cheez.wiz** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:10 pm

ruotwocone wrote:I said ENTERTAIN ME! You fat, lazy nerds!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:00 am

*Starts up the organ grinder*
Dance you monkeys, dance!

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:39 pm

Things still happen here? Nonsense!

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:40 pm

in related my entertainment news... how 'bout that mens 4x100 relay! woo! dropped the world record by 4 seconds! Also that Stephanie Rice 400 IM ruled my world.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:31 am

Ruo is into muscly milfs?

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:16 am

Pretty sure she's too young to be considered a milf, she's only about 20.
It was a hell of a good swim when she grabbed that first gold medal though, the Zimbabwean gave her a good run for her money.

HARDKORE · Post by **HARDKORE** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:17 pm

No, once you got a kid, and if your hot then your a milf. There is only 2 things you need. A kid and to be hot. I am sure that a milf to me might not be a milf for you. Im called hardkore so i could talk about milfs all day so i better be quit.

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:34 pm

I'm pretty sure Ruo was referring to the men's 4x100 relay.

Also, USA! USA! USA!

And some related trivia, when was that cheer first used?

HARDKORE · Post by **HARDKORE** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:37 pm

Stephanie Rice

sounds like a girl to me.

http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/B ... 0592.shtml

looks like one to also. i like reds with freckles myself.

ruotwocone · Post by **ruotwocone** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:19 pm

or I could have, you know, mentioned 2 different races separated by an "also" in my original post. Possibly the finals of the women's 400 IM and the men's 4x100 freestyle relay.

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:21 pm

Yeah, those kicked ass. Nice work Olympics. Judo has been good so far too.