Get to know your SMBCers!
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
Woah. Did someone just say something about boobs? My forum-dar just went off.
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
Boobs good. Mountainmage like boobs.
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
So obfuscation is your thing?
Like, smothering things under massive mentions of boobs?
On a totally unrelated note, i haven't introduced myself in one precise place, even if some infos are/were found in different posts. Hi, exes.
So, i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar. Only half of what i wrote there is true. Muhahahahahahaha!
Like, smothering things under massive mentions of boobs?
On a totally unrelated note, i haven't introduced myself in one precise place, even if some infos are/were found in different posts. Hi, exes.
So, i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar. Only half of what i wrote there is true. Muhahahahahahaha!
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
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Unless its the other way around and he's a Coke addicted vegetarian who is ultra religious even though his gay lifestyle conflicts with that, but you can't trust any of this because he's probably lying.mountainmage wrote:It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
Four pages late, but whatever. Screw tattoos, I'm looking for serious body modification.
http://grinding.be/category/body-mods/
http://grinding.be/category/body-mods/
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Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
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That'd be so impractical though! Everytime you were gripping, say, a steering wheel, you'd get horny. This is assuming it works, which I am, because otherwise why would anyone want one?Jesster wrote:Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
Well, excuse me for not titillating your Sherlock Holmes fiber enough.mountainmage wrote:It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
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This is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with this. Just... Still.cheez.wiz wrote:Well, excuse me for not titillating your Sherlock Holmes fiber enough.mountainmage wrote:It's obvious every other fact is true...you should have mixed up a little bit more!Cheez.wiz wrote:i'm a 22 years old, coke addict, student in cinema, vegetarian, french canadian, ultra religious, in a new-found long distance relationship (yay for the internet?), gay, unemployed and compulsive liar
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I believe it was a joke, following what else the guy was doing. It's only photoshopped at the moment, but it's a very different take on body modification. The idea of simplifying the ear, or the nose.mountainmage wrote:That'd be so impractical though! Everytime you were gripping, say, a steering wheel, you'd get horny. This is assuming it works, which I am, because otherwise why would anyone want one?Jesster wrote:Less safe for work, xutraa has an article talking about body modifications like having a clit between your finger and thumb.
"Moloch was drawn from memory, and is aware how crappy his face looks."
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
He could have mixed it up, Maybe he's a gay vegetarian in a long distance religion... or something like that.
You could be highly religious and gay, religion does Not equal christianity/muslim/jew. There are other options! Start worshipping Odin today!(okay wednesday at least get the day right.)
And.. extreme body modding is both cool and freaky. So long as you never plan on working go for it! Like snake man.
You could be highly religious and gay, religion does Not equal christianity/muslim/jew. There are other options! Start worshipping Odin today!(okay wednesday at least get the day right.)
And.. extreme body modding is both cool and freaky. So long as you never plan on working go for it! Like snake man.
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For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).
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Re: Get to know your SMBCers!
cheez.wiz wrote:For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).
How will I ever life with myself not knowing if what a stranger on the internet is telling me about myself is true! Oh god, oh man oh man... I'm just going to have to start back tracking you for all of your post, putting together details then stalking you at your theoretical school. Its the only way now.
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Haha. How can you stalk him, when you've given everyone your measurements? He'll be all paranoid, going around with those lace rulers, measuring everyone.Asherian wrote:cheez.wiz wrote:For all you know, only my compulsive liar one was true (wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false(wait true(wait false[recursively]))))))).
How will I ever life with myself not knowing if what a stranger on the internet is telling me about myself is true! Oh god, oh man oh man... I'm just going to have to start back tracking you for all of your post, putting together details then stalking you at your theoretical school. Its the only way now.
(Bonus points if you meet your soul mate this way)
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