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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby mountainmage » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:36 pm

After almost two months, all you're getting at is my nerves.

Ba-zing, swoosh, etc.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby AHMETxRock » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:41 pm

Would that be a homage to the three stoogies? That would be a great pretense to mocking me and undermining my intelligence.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby mountainmage » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:39 pm

Whatever you say, Shemp.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby AHMETxRock » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:03 am

Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Edminster » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:57 am

How is it a slap in the face?
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:20 am

Because your mom spent more time raising that monkey than she did you? I'm not sure.
Interesting story, though. I'm not sure why he put it in this thread as the story is deserving of its on thread, in my opinion.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Edminster » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:27 am

Enh, I'm used to the fact that I was raised more by books than by my parents. They're just the people that provided food and shelter, while writers provided morals and ethics. As for the study, I would like to see it confirmed with another study by a different group before I accept it as a fact.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Asherian » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:31 am

Yeah.. I know I'm mildly insulted that a shorter lived race that reaches maturity in a matter of years not over a decade developing skill sets before my larval-eske spawn.

The research about care conditions making such a critical difference in infant development has been around for decades. We already knew if you touch an infant during its larval stage it'll develop faster and with less cognitive disorders. Whereas one that is just left alone and fed with minimal touching is going to develop significantly less and have a much higher likely hood of severe cognitive problems.

That's right, all those parents using baby bjorns instead of actually holding their children are increasing the odds of retardation. Fun fact!
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:54 am

When I have kids I'm just going to make a model of myself out of chicken wire. I mean, I'd rather be out drinking. Am I right?
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Asherian » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:01 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:When I have kids I'm just going to make a model of myself out of chicken wire. I mean, I'd rather be out drinking. Am I right?


That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:26 am

Asherian wrote:That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.


I think you have that backwards. Womenfolk are supposed to do the child-rearing, food-cooking and love-making. It says so in the consitution.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Sahan » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:59 am

Baby chimps smarter than babies? Big deal. I mean have you seen babies? They're so stupid, they can't talk or walk or do anything except drool, cry and poop their pants. It's really not saying much.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby Asherian » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:09 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
Asherian wrote:That's what I have a husband for, staying at home taking care of them while I go out and do stuff.


I think you have that backwards. Womenfolk are supposed to do the child-rearing, food-cooking and love-making. It says so in the consitution.


I carried the damn thing in my womb for an undisclosed number of months. He can deal with it until its out of the larval stage. I think that happens vaguely around high school, I'm unclear on it.
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Re: Obama to Name Nobel Physicist to DOE Head

Postby mountainmage » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:36 pm

Blasphemy! Back to the kitchen with ye, wench!
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