Mascot

[mountainmage]

Non-rhyming, blon-blyming.

[ruotwocone]

There once was a man named Enis

who liked to eat chicken alfredo

[Edminster]

There once was a man named Enis

who liked to eat chicken alfredo

He said with a grin,

[mountainmage]

There once was a man named Enis

who liked to eat chicken alfredo

He said with a grin,

"Boy, this is tasty!"

[Sahan]

There once was a man named Enis
who liked to eat chicken alfredo
He said with a grin
'Boy this is tasty!'

I promise you no penis jokes.

[Asherian]

This is more one of my favorites then one I made up but still if we're going to start going all limerick on this-

There once was a woman from nizes
Who's breast were of two different sizes
One was quite small
And worth nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes.

There's also one about a banister, but I can never fully remember it.

Not a limerick, but on my mind a lot these days-
Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. For what Johnny thought was H20 was H2S04.

[mountainmage]

That reminds me of a joke from Chappelle's show when the Haters went back in time to "hate on" various people.

When "hating on" Hitler, one of them commented:
"Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch Biggie Smalls!"

[AHMETxRock]

What would someone like zach choose as a mascot? Have we considered his feelings enough?

[Lethal Interjection]

What would someone like zach choose as a mascot? Have we considered his feelings enough?

To be fair we are picking a board mascot, not a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal mascot. A mascot to represent our loose association. Not that this is a formal affair or anything.

[mountainmage]

SMBC's mascot is probably Moloch, since he recurs the most and he's the favicon as well.

Our forum's mascot? No clue.