Election Debate

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:12 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:So, if TwoBuy continues in this debate and wins agianst GreenCrayon, then GreenCrayon will be pissed at him and then nobody shall be allowed to like TwoBuy anymore.

Since when has my campaign been about liking me? My campaign is about bribes, trickery, racketeering, .... You know, campaigning.

Jeesh. You'd think I'd never run for public office before.

Jesster · Post by **Jesster** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:45 am

See, if bribes had been coming my way, I might have thought about it for an extra day before voting for the Crayon.

I think it's about time we had a coloured ruler.

(I realise he's not actually a ruler, he's a crayon, but we can get past that. Also, he represents the minorities in being coloured and from Britonia/Canadia. TwoBuy works for Microsoft, and supports offline communism. (Just like Santa, the cad).)

So vote GreenCrayon, for a truly sensual experience.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:26 am

The way I voted was actually quite random. I flipped a coin and I had the coin land on a piece of paper where one side was labeled "GreenCrayon" and "TwoBuy". Whichever side the coin landed on, it triggered and explosion. There were two dummies placed on the other end of the room, each one labled like the paper. Whichever dummy got incenerated first was the one I didn't vote for.

And sadly, I got a Heads, landed on GreenCrayon, and the TwoBuy dummy was so destroyed that it's head was shoved right up it's ass. Almost like the real TwoBuy

GreenCrayon · Post by **GreenCrayon** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:19 am

hawhaw1267 wrote:And sadly, I got a Heads, landed on GreenCrayon, and the TwoBuy dummy was so destroyed that it's head was shoved right up it's ass. Almost like the real TwoBuy

Stop it, hawhaw! That was bordering very close to a funny post.

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:49 pm

GreenCrayon wrote:Stop it, hawhaw! That was bordering very close to a funny post.

Woah...seriously?

That scares even myself...

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:07 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:
GreenCrayon wrote:Stop it, hawhaw! That was bordering very close to a funny post.
Woah...seriously? That scares even myself...

Don't worry, not everyone agrees. YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD!

hawhaw1267 · Post by **hawhaw1267** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:08 pm

TwoBuy wrote:Don't worry, not everyone agrees. YOU BACKSTABBING BASTARD!

AH! Wha'd I do?!

tucker · Post by **tucker** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:31 pm

well APPARENTLY youre a backstabbing bastard... cheez wiz it doesn't take a mind reader to figure that out!

TwoBuy · Post by **TwoBuy** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:38 pm

hawhaw1267 wrote:AH! Wha'd I do?!

Uh... You put a knife between someone's vertibre and you were born out of wedlock. What did you think I meant?