The matrix is the work of Satan.

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The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby AHMETxRock » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:39 am

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0503 ... oaded.html

I don't know if this guy is kidding or not!
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby Edminster » Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:49 am

ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always

gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:56 am

So it feels really nice against the skin?
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:46 pm

Well good. I'm going to read some of the stuff there now that I know it's a joke.

And you all should too!
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby mountainmage » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:10 pm

If you like fake parody news, the onion is pretty funny. This story is pretty hilarious.
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby AHMETxRock » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:23 pm

I also enjoy the articles written by the author of Circle Versus Square as well.
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby Frostbite » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:08 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:So it feels really nice against the skin?


Yeah, damn the matrix and it's propensity for creating sexy boxers.
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Re: The matrix is the work of Satan.

Postby Cirtur » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:00 pm

Satan sure is a good material. Makes an excellent whip I hear.*

*All the experiments I've done have been on toddlers, what is it like on adults?
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