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That's not too bad. I went to college in a tiny college town where the students outnumbered the rest of the city. We also had two police forces (the college cops, and the city cops), both of which could have handled the space just fine on their own. Thus they were bored. So parties were broken up in less than an hour most times. And if you were underage and caught they would prosacute.
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A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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That wasnt a joke dick-hole
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
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Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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Wow, you americans really get the proverbial shitty end of the stick when it comes to police. They obviously need to spend some quality time in Australia, to relax and "chill" with "chill bill" (I can't find a link, but if I could, you would wonder at this mans fake abs.)
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As soon as I get some money and vacation time saved up, I'll be there. And I'll buy you the beers!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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damn straight... i got a ticket written to me for going 30 miles over the limit... what kind of heartless jockstrap eater gives someone a ticket for that when there are kitties to get out of trees!Simon. wrote:Wow, you americans really get the proverbial shitty end of the stick when it comes to police. They obviously need to spend some quality time in Australia, to relax and "chill" with "chill bill" (I can't find a link, but if I could, you would wonder at this mans fake abs.)
huh?
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Uh, maybe because police give tickets and firefighters get kitties out of trees.tucker wrote:damn straight... i got a ticket written to me for going 30 miles over the limit... what kind of heartless jockstrap eater gives someone a ticket for that when there are kitties to get out of trees!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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TwoBuy wrote:Uh, maybe because police give tickets and firefighters get kitties out of trees with Fire Hoses.tucker wrote:damn straight... i got a ticket written to me for going 30 miles over the limit... what kind of heartless jockstrap eater gives someone a ticket for that when there are kitties to get out of trees!
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They only do that to black kitties.we_are_138 wrote:TwoBuy wrote:Uh, maybe because police give tickets and firefighters get kitties out of trees with Fire Hoses.tucker wrote:damn straight... i got a ticket written to me for going 30 miles over the limit... what kind of heartless jockstrap eater gives someone a ticket for that when there are kitties to get out of trees!
Stories from 19-yo mistresses
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
Hey girl whats up
A drunk driver hit my blind, 12-yo sister on her way home from school. Im @ the funeral
hahaha
That wasnt a joke dick-hole
Oh
Sooooo... my gf will be out of town Wednesday. U gunna be back by then?
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It's only slightly more fun than you're imagining. Only slightly. The least fun part is the mess. The most fun is explaining to the little kid why you sprayed their kitten with a firehose.we_are_138 wrote:lol Could you imagine spraying a kitten with a fire hose?
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A day in the life Of Wolf: the novel"The kid was crying so I sprayed him in the face"wolf wrote:It's only slightly more fun than you're imagining. Only slightly. The least fun part is the mess. The most fun is explaining to the little kid why you sprayed their kitten with a firehose.we_are_138 wrote:lol Could you imagine spraying a kitten with a fire hose?
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This thread was originally about Midgets right If so here you go.
Roly-Poly dwarves
Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New York sin
Roly-poly dwarves
Jobless by the hordes,
Little people longing to be thrown, enemployed, somewhat annoyed
Sorry little dwarves
Steroid pumping men
Throw him as far as you can
Soaring through the air
No other sport compares..
Suspended by a hook
Awaiting to be flung, mighty warrior throws them one by one
Grubby hobbit bum
Surely a sight to behold, they look quite bold
Sorry little dwarves
Balded bearded athlete
Stubby fingers, shrunken feat
This sport would not be known
If they were fully grown
Infamous New York game
A midget put to shame
Dr. Ruth agrees,
"This sport shall not be ceased"
Toss a little man,
Rebounding on the floor like a loony-goony bird you can't ignore
Roly-poly can-can
Enjoy it while you can,
This midget sport will not expand, not it's permanently banned
Sorry, little dwarves
The future it looks grim
Dwarf tossing Tiny Tim
Illegal in fifty states
Unfortunate midget traits
Roly-Poly dwarves
Rolling all around, knocking over pins, it's a New York sin
Roly-poly dwarves
Jobless by the hordes,
Little people longing to be thrown, enemployed, somewhat annoyed
Sorry little dwarves
Steroid pumping men
Throw him as far as you can
Soaring through the air
No other sport compares..
Suspended by a hook
Awaiting to be flung, mighty warrior throws them one by one
Grubby hobbit bum
Surely a sight to behold, they look quite bold
Sorry little dwarves
Balded bearded athlete
Stubby fingers, shrunken feat
This sport would not be known
If they were fully grown
Infamous New York game
A midget put to shame
Dr. Ruth agrees,
"This sport shall not be ceased"
Toss a little man,
Rebounding on the floor like a loony-goony bird you can't ignore
Roly-poly can-can
Enjoy it while you can,
This midget sport will not expand, not it's permanently banned
Sorry, little dwarves
The future it looks grim
Dwarf tossing Tiny Tim
Illegal in fifty states
Unfortunate midget traits
"Is the multitude of laughters mine alone?"
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