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Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:16 am

Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Edminster » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:19 am

What's even better is that she gives him a framed photograph in return.
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Postby smiley_cow » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:23 am

On a totally unrelated note, I just found out the Queen is gonna visit Canadia again! Woo!
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:28 am

She visited us first 'cause she likes us better nyeeeh!
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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:29 am

I can think of worse qualities for a president to have than bad gift-giver.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby wolf » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:29 am

Edminster wrote:What's even better is that she gives him a framed photograph in return.


It's actually the perfect gift. It's personal, it says, "We both know I'm great, now you can bask in greatness in the comfort of your own home." I'm seriously considering doing the same thing, take pictures of myself with random facial expressions, frame them and give them as door gifts. Religion pushers would get a very special angry face picture.

smiley_cow wrote:On a totally unrelated note, I just found out the Queen is gonna visit Canadia again! Woo!


Really? Let me guess she is going to Ottawa. I really dislike that city.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Sahan » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:39 am

The Queen gets a mixed welcome here, not many people here still have much patriotism for the Motherland, and the reminder that this old crony rules over us is a little too humiliating for some.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby smiley_cow » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:40 am

Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:She visited us first 'cause she likes us better nyeeeh!


She's visited us 23 times. I think I know who the favourite here is. :D

::Edit::
They haven't announced yet where she's going. She's been to my hometown once, which leads me to believe she's never coming here again. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just Ottawa and Toronto and maybe some of the more scenic areas.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:01 am

mountainmage wrote:I can think of worse qualities for a president to have than bad gift-giver.

You clearly have never* been to the UK if you believe that.

*Maybe never.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby ChooChooTrain » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:40 am

smiley_cow wrote:
Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:She visited us first 'cause she likes us better nyeeeh!


She's visited us 23 times. I think I know who the favourite here is. :D

::Edit::
They haven't announced yet where she's going. She's been to my hometown once, which leads me to believe she's never coming here again. But yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just Ottawa and Toronto and maybe some of the more scenic areas.

I think not rebelling is probably the quality she is most impressed with.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:47 am

wolf wrote:It's actually the perfect gift. It's personal, it says, "We both know I'm great, now you can bask in greatness in the comfort of your own home." I'm seriously considering doing the same thing, take pictures of myself with random facial expressions, frame them and give them as door gifts. Religion pushers would get a very special angry face picture.

smiley_cow wrote:On a totally unrelated note, I just found out the Queen is gonna visit Canadia again! Woo!


Really? Let me guess she is going to Ottawa. I really dislike that city.

It certainly is the perfect gift. His says "hey, I'm young and hip and apparently know nothing about you". Hers says the same, only with "I'm an obsolete old crone" at the beginning. I like the atmosphere, and chilling around the Parliament buildings and such. I don't like the rest of the city, and I like the people even less. Why is it that most Ottawans are so seemingly elitist? And I have a fairly large sample I've taken. Heck, even my cousins who moved out there (who I got along with very well prior to the move) became people I didn't want to really associate with.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby LordRetard » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:08 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:And didn't Obama have a Zune? I remember a big deal about that back in the fall.

Shows what Obama thinks of the queen if he got her an iPod.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby CasualFriday » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:32 am

LordRetard wrote:Shows what Obama thinks of the queen if he got her an iPod.



I bet he put some rap on it too. I can see Queen Liz on the royal treadmill jamming to Wax Tailor, because that's the kind of rap Obama would like.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Khazd » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:30 pm

smiley_cow wrote:On a totally unrelated note, I just found out the Queen is gonna visit Canadia again! Woo!


I don't like her anymore. Last time she was supposed to visit my area, she was supposed to come out to the golf course and the farm I worked at. The owner made me go out and paint every frickin piece of fence on that farm. Took me a week, I got all sunburned, and I am pretty sure that the paint made me sick. Then she totally no-showed. I think she owes me that Ipod.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:05 pm

Yeah, the queen personally takes care of where she's going to visit when she goes to some colony backwater.
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