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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:05 pm

Maybe if you weren't you'd stop shovin' the dang things in our face. I was offered a book of psalms four times on campus in one day. Can't tell ya how much I love that awkward situation.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:10 pm

But...I thought everyone loved psalms.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:11 pm

I like the word psalm because it has a silent P, but I don't like the psalms themselves.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:13 pm

What about Psalm 92? I be digging that shit with a 10 string lute.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:16 pm

More appropriate, I think, would be a lyre. Get it? Because it's a homophone for liar! Harhar, blasphemy.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby LordRetard » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:54 pm

If I was given four books of psalms I would take them all, because I love free shit.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:16 pm

There's a limit to what free shit I will take. For example if someone is giving me free shit, you can bet that I won't accept it.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby LordRetard » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:23 pm

That's because you lack an adventuring spirit.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:29 pm

Or Coprophagia. It might be that.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby LordRetard » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:39 pm

They're more closely related than you think.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Neglected Shoe » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:25 am



I love the imagery of the queen of England listening to an ipod. I freakin' LOVE the 21st Century.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Edminster » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:05 am

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Re: The Issues!

Postby mountainmage » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:36 am

If you'll buy that Nigerian story, then I know of a prince who'll give you his kingdom if you make a small investment to ensure your trustworthiness.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby Cirtur » Mon Apr 20, 2009 8:50 am

When I invested in Prince Olamide I recieved 60,000 acres of Nigerian land. You should totally go for it.
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Re: The Issues!

Postby smiley_cow » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:27 pm

You know, somewhere there is some poor Nigerian Prince willing to give away millions if you could just give him your banking numbers who doesn't understand why people keep reporting his email address for running a phishing scam.
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