Baby-Jumping.
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Re: Baby-Jumping.
I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.
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Unless you're using like, knives, or something.Cirtur wrote:I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.
... Which I don't...?
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You can't remember whether or not you use knives?
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You know me, everything is kind of a blur in my mind since I started getting into the coconut juice.
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I hope you didn't drink rotting coconut juice. That stuff is vicious.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Damn you Coconut Joe! Corrupting anyone with the least coconutic tendencies.
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You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.Cirtur wrote:I believe you are forgetting masturbation? It's the sport where everyone's a winner.
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Why...that's the most beautiful fusion I've ever imagined.
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With knives?astasia wrote:You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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*Gasp* It only gets more glorious!
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Depends on how much coconut juice you've had.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:With knives?astasia wrote:You've forgotten that you could masturbate while baby-jumping.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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It's truly not a sport, then. It's an art.Cirtur wrote:*Gasp* It only gets more glorious!
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Is it really an art? Because I have it down to a science. A disturbingly sexy science.
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Just don't say it has anything to do with Chemistry.LordRetard wrote:Is it really an art? Because I have it down to a science. A disturbingly sexy science.
Oldrac is not so much of a fan of that "science."
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