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lukedog wrote:"I knew this was a bad idea."
The only one to make me laugh.

since the accident anyway...

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"I suddenly realised that my plan to kill my husband and cover it up with gender reassignment surgery had one fatal flaw..."

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Anonymous wrote:"I suddenly realised that my plan to kill my husband and cover it up with gender reassignment surgery had one fatal flaw..."
^that's me by the way.

sorry for got to log in.

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theflyingorc wrote:"I guess I would have to tell her that I had accidently crushed her mother, the "Tiny Witch of the West", in my left hand."
My favorite one so far.

I turned around to reveal the secret. "I've sown your mother to the right half of my body!

and then killed her."

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Dad always seemed sad about his job.

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"Atlanta"

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"Worst Arbor Day ever."

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Thought of a couple more:
Jenny too would soon find out that quiet-time was now being strictly enforced.

and

Diplomatic immunity is like a sports car, when you first get it you can't resist testing its limits.

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another one

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Of course, I knew Mom was safely hidden (unlike her evil twin sister).
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And the winner is . . . Maurs!
Maurs wrote:"She's in the kitchen. Also, I just stabbed your dog."
Congratulations, Maurs! You will receive the original art, and a free day of advertising on SMBC. Thanks to everyone who entered.

I feel I should also mention CoffeeshopDropout, for their entry, as it was our second favorite:
CoffeeshopDropout wrote:Frank thought now was a good a time as any to reveal his prototype mom o'lantern
Good job, everyone!

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