The Issues!

[mountainmage]

Maybe if you weren't you'd stop shovin' the dang things in our face. I was offered a book of psalms four times on campus in one day. Can't tell ya how much I love that awkward situation.

[Cirtur]

But...I thought everyone loved psalms.

[mountainmage]

I like the word psalm because it has a silent P, but I don't like the psalms themselves.

[Cirtur]

What about Psalm 92? I be digging that shit with a 10 string lute.

[mountainmage]

More appropriate, I think, would be a lyre. Get it? Because it's a homophone for liar! Harhar, blasphemy.

[LordRetard]

If I was given four books of psalms I would take them all, because I love free shit.

[mountainmage]

There's a limit to what free shit I will take. For example if someone is giving me free shit, you can bet that I won't accept it.

[LordRetard]

That's because you lack an adventuring spirit.

[mountainmage]

Or Coprophagia. It might be that.

[LordRetard]

They're more closely related than you think.

[Neglected Shoe]

I think this is my new favorite headline of all time.

I love the imagery of the queen of England listening to an ipod. I freakin' LOVE the 21st Century.

[Edminster]

Three months late, but still awesome:

Magic goat detained for armed robbery

[mountainmage]

If you'll buy that Nigerian story, then I know of a prince who'll give you his kingdom if you make a small investment to ensure your trustworthiness.

[Cirtur]

When I invested in Prince Olamide I recieved 60,000 acres of Nigerian land. You should totally go for it.

[smiley_cow]

You know, somewhere there is some poor Nigerian Prince willing to give away millions if you could just give him your banking numbers who doesn't understand why people keep reporting his email address for running a phishing scam.