Hey guys please enjoy my writings

[Untrustable]

Hi, I'm Jake, I'm an internet comedy writer, which means I write comedy...on the internet or something! So anyways, I always like to "whore" out my work as it were, so that more people can enjoy it. Also I just like to spread my stuff around, wanting to know what people like and or dislike about it. So heres some links...and enjoy.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16824_6- ... eased.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_16671_6- ... tions.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_16613_7- ... alent.html

http://www.airlockalpha.com/news426280.html

Aaaaaaand, I'm too lazy to find more links, so enjoy whats there. ENJOY IT GOD DAMMIT!

[AHMETxRock]

Do me a favor. Post something else besides just your work, so that we might want to read it. AND DO IT FAST.

[Cirtur]

Do you have any humour that isn't list based or about B-movies? I have a rather large surplus of that in a skip outside my house. The council said they would take it away but what are they like?

Oh yeah and you didn't introduce yourself. You have to at least pretend to want to be our friend before you "whore" yourself out.

Maybe you could "whore" yourself out here. Or here.*

*Regular forum members have already seen this anime called Metal Bird.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

I DO NOT LEARN. WHY DO I NOT LEARN? IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE FINE PRINT!

[mountainmage]

Seriously though, don't just inject your writings and leave. Unless you take part in the forums, this is pretty much just spam.

[Cirtur]

I kind of wish power word actually meant something nowadays. I would have been all like "Get out of here JAKE SLOCUM!" and he would have gone "I am rate scared because of how he knows my name. I shall not return."

[LordRetard]

Something about this guy tells me I can't trust him...

[Edminster]

Something about this guy tells me I can't trust him...

And Lo, Zach the Magnificent beat you to it.

[mountainmage]

It's like the South Park "Simpsons did it!" philosophy.

[LordRetard]

And Lo, Zach the Magnificent beat you to it.

o lulz rly i didn no

[Edminster]

At least it's a good excuse to bring up Zach's older stuff that might otherwise be ignored because he has nearly 1500 comics in the Archive.

[Cirtur]

The random button goes just as well to the old as the new.

[Edminster]

At one point it did not so I have decided to not trust it forever.

[Untrustable]

Well holy hell guys! I'm sorry I posted and ran off. I do want to take part in the forums, and all brotherhood associated therein. I'm Jake, I joined up here and thought I would be on more, but work has gotten kind of heavy and I guess my post does look like spam. As for work, I wouldn't call those articles/columns work. I barely get paid and I do it for the love of the game. I could post some of my actual writing, but the only thing I'm actually proud of is about 450 pages long and is currently on its way to Viking Press as I type. I hope they like this draft, because i'd love to be a lazy ass best selling writer.
I guess I could find some of my older stuff and post it if you'd like to read some stories. Other than that I'm not really sure why I started a new paragraph, seeing as how I really have nothing else to talk about. Either way...

[astasia]

Well holy hell guys! I'm sorry I posted and ran off. I do want to take part in the forums, and all brotherhood associated therein. I'm Jake, I joined up here and thought I would be on more, but work has gotten kind of heavy and I guess my post does look like spam. As for work, I wouldn't call those articles/columns work. I barely get paid and I do it for the love of the game. I could post some of my actual writing, but the only thing I'm actually proud of is about 450 pages long and is currently on its way to Viking Press as I type. I hope they like this draft, because i'd love to be a lazy ass best selling writer.
I guess I could find some of my older stuff and post it if you'd like to read some stories. Other than that I'm not really sure why I started a new paragraph, seeing as how I really have nothing else to talk about. Either way...

I hope your writing is better than your posting.*














*I love when I get the chance to be a bitch.