An ice-cream. Please.ruotwocone wrote:I updated like 2 months ago! what do you want from me!?
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"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Preferably at the same time.
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Doesn't that go without saying with the ice-cream?
What kinda crazy non-naked ice cream man did you have?
What kinda crazy non-naked ice cream man did you have?
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I was an underprivileged youth, what can I say?
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Did you call me Aster?Edminster wrote:some rebuttalsruotwocone wrote:some comments
1. rule 3 says "enrages" twice in a row
2. rule 21-2 is a lie. just cuz you are too much of a pussy to antagonize zach doesn't make it a rule
3. shameless self promotion of the origin of Space-AIDS for rule 16
4. you might link the flancer comic for rule 17
5. you might add the rule that all female forumites will be subjected to thinly veiled mild flirtation from MM
1. Fix'd the error
2. rule 21-2 is applicable to everyone who joined 2007 and later.
3. I will consider adding the link if you update your gorram site more often.
4. Mage or I will get around to it eventually.
5. Really? He hasn't flirted with Aster and her galpal Ninja, nor has he flirted with Smiley and by extension Lois Karl.
I'm not a fucking* flower.**
*Take that, Rule 1!
**Actually, does that mean you're calling me pretty? If so, I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.
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I don't think flirting works like that.astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.
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Actually it does, the request for firtation was sent in to Department A, stamped and promptly forwarded to Department B, to be handled by the Official Apparatus, unfortunately it was mixed in with a request for a land surveyor and it turns out that we have no need for your services, Herr K.Cirtur wrote:I don't think flirting works like that.astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.
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ok... that's pretty much exactly how flirting works, but you've got the wrong person. you're supposed to be flirting with MM. He even has his recently enlarged post count to show off.Cirtur wrote:I don't think flirting works like that.astasia wrote:I accept your flirtation, and flirt back with you, accordingly.
Also, Edminster doesn't flirt. He simply exposes his moistened, pendulous man breasts and notifies his bountiful harem that he is ready to mate
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Oh Athe...that is a horrible image.
Also, no joke. My post count is enormous.
Also, no joke. My post count is enormous.
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Large post count, eh? I am a size queen.mountainmage wrote:Oh Athe...that is a horrible image.
Also, no joke. My post count is enormous.
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You are certainly a size. A very big size.
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Don't call me a fatty, bitch.Cirtur wrote:You are certainly a size. A very big size.
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Maybe you're big-boned and muscular... Ya know, like me.
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I do naturally have a large frame, especially for a female (I'm 5'9").
But, you cannot mention it. You have to pretend like I am petite and cute and desirable like other women. It's the only polite thing to do.
But, you cannot mention it. You have to pretend like I am petite and cute and desirable like other women. It's the only polite thing to do.
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