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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:23 am

In the Primaries, yeah. Like I said, I willingly accept my share of the guilt.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:48 am

Hmm. Your punishment is my loss of respect for you!

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Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:50 am

Me, I wouldn't be too bothered by it, because I didn't really mind any of what he did that much. Also I'm Canadian.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:52 am

He called you all syrup-suckers when your backs were turned.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:56 am

Do you mean like maple syrup? Because that's delicious.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:00 am

No, he was talking about Birch syrup.

I was on the committee that approved the insult, that's why I know.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:15 am

He also said Curling is not a sport, and the Queen totally has your nation on a tight leash...then he laughed and pissed on your flag!
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Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:24 am

Well, birch syrup is more expensive and harder to make than maple syrup. Also, curling is shit, and our flag is fucking dumb. But saying that the queen has a tight leash... THAT, my friend, crosses the line! I mean really she doesn't do shit! I don't even have to capitalise her title like YOU did! Look: queen queen queen! HAH. Totally not on a leash, guys.

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Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:44 am

And that's just what he did on a day when he wasn't feeling like a total dumbass!
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Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:53 am

When does he feel like a total dumbass? I never feel like a total dumbass and many people could assure me otherwise.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby Edminster » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:58 am

When he falls off a Segway or chokes on a pretzel, I should think.
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby LordRetard » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:01 am

Whenever I hear things like that I always think, is your biggest problem how he handled his presidency, or are you most upset by his history of choking on snacks?
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby Republican Party » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:04 am

His presidency was so flawless that the only things they can hold against him are such events that only serve to prove he was nothing more than a man. But aren't we all*?

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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:10 am

You're no republican! Bush calls it "The Internets"!
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Re: Oh, don't mind us. It's for a photo op.

Postby cheez.wiz » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:11 am

Republican Party wrote:His presidency was so flawless that the only things they can hold against him are such events that only serve to prove he was nothing more than a man. But aren't we all*?

*Except ladies**
**But who am i kidding, this is teh interwabz

Why do attract all the retards*?

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