Would you rather have a puppy or a kitten...
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I thought of the sexual innuendo before the non-sexual.
I chuckled at myself.
I chuckled at myself.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Whoa, I thought that thing was a chihuahua.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Edit: I do not know what I am saying.
Further edit: I want a pet Reptar. Possibly a pet Pokemon and a pet fangirl.
Further edit: I want a pet Reptar. Possibly a pet Pokemon and a pet fangirl.
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And, for those of you who prefer a more Conservative Canadian Cat Cuteness...smiley_cow wrote:Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.
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DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.
Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
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Cats are evil, and it is a proven fact that their poo makes you slow and stupid*.
*i would look up the name of the disease and linky it, but once again, too lazy tonight
*i would look up the name of the disease and linky it, but once again, too lazy tonight
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Deep-frying your own elbow? That's pretty brutal.Lethal Interjection wrote:I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.
Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
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I don't know, this one doesn't do it for me. Harper always looks to me like whoever it was that created him had a pretty good idea what humans looked like, but they just couldn't do it all the way.astasia wrote:And, for those of you who prefer a more Conservative Canadian Cat Cuteness...smiley_cow wrote:Astasia, I love you for posting that second picture. I felt you should know.
He tries so hard to look like he's actually conveying human emotions, he really does.
*Have I mentioned yet that I very strongly believe that Stephen Harper is an android?
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Ummm... did you read my post? I said nothing of an elbow, that was the one thing I didn't choose.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Deep-frying your own elbow? That's pretty brutal.Lethal Interjection wrote:I prefer a puppy/kitten hybrid.
Then you sprinkle it with bread crumbs and cilantro and deep fry it for about 30 minutes.
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(Emphasis added)super mario wrote:for an elbow!
Personally, I would prefer a kitten, because I would not need to walk it.
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My sincere apologies. I definitely read "or."
I still would like the puppy/kitten hybrid combo platter. Fries on the side. Please.
I still would like the puppy/kitten hybrid combo platter. Fries on the side. Please.
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It's a good thing Zach's vcery own girl Kelly has you covered on that.Khazd wrote:Cats are evil, and it is a proven fact that their poo makes you slow and stupid*.
*i would look up the name of the disease and linky it, but once again, too lazy tonight
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A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.
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Haven't you already been rejected from your community?Busalonium wrote:A kitten because if I got a puppy it would grow up into a dog and then people would call me elbow-dog and I will be rejected from my community.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.