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astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:37 pm

Cirtur wrote:Astasia: Have you tried having bombs?

I have not. But, I don't want to actually be a terrorist, I would just like to be profiled, for once.

Don't they know how dangerous upper middle class white New England girls are? I could start vicious rumors about their friends in minutes!

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:37 pm

I found it ironic that a muslim man that wore a shirt that said, in arabic, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED, was told to not let the shirt be visable. He sued and won.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:38 pm

I don't know about New England girls, I have not met one in the reals life.

My brother tried to bring some scissors and a big bottle of hairspray onto the plane.
Needless to say X-Ray lady was not impressed.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:38 pm

The justice system works! Free speech for everyone, whoo!

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:39 pm

AHMETxRock wrote:Are you showing cleavage? They probably did a check for bombs already. They found two in your shirt.

They never explode, though. You can't even pop them. Tits are a big let down like that.

mountainmage wrote:Just find a picture of something anti-american or bomb related, hit F11 and point your laptop in the direction of the nearest officer.

Hm, Is it time I visited the Socialist Party of America website, again?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:40 pm

You have socialism over there? I thought you were all capitalist and guns.

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:41 pm

Didja get to go thru one of those body scans that let the guards look at all your lady-bits?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:42 pm

That's pretty cool, but you spelt through wrong.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:43 pm

We do have socialists and communists.* As a fringe minority. Who also like guns. And, secretly, capitalism.

*I dated a member of the Communist Party of America.

Khazd · Post by **Khazd** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:44 pm

No i didn't, I put the o gh in the same colour as the background just to piss you off.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:45 pm

Khazd wrote:Didja get to go thru one of those body scans that let the guards look at all your lady-bits?

No! I'm disappointed. That would've been all kinds of cool.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:45 pm

Sort it out America. We are all over here in Europe smoking our cheroots and having nice healthcare.

And, no you didn't. Otherwise there would be a space in between the "thr" and the "u". I am not just a pretty face.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:47 pm

I am jealous of your nice healthcare.

I like that Scandinavian socialism-capitalism hybrid.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:49 pm

Apparently there are no fascist graphic designers in the UK as can be deduced from the BNP's latest video.

Oldrac the Chitinous · Thu May 21, 2009 5:27 pm

astasia wrote:They never explode, though. You can't even pop them. Tits are a big let down like that.

Nitroglycerin is about the same consistency as silicone gel. Just something to consider.

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