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That's what I was thinking, but did not post because I am still slightly drunk from lunch..
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Avalant wrote:
mountainmage wrote:If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."
But what if you brought regular hookers into space? They're not space hookers, just hookers in space.
By default, they become members of the Space Hooker's Guild of Space. Kind of like how if one of your science fiction stories is published in America, you are automatically part of Science Fiction Writer's of America.
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Edminster wrote:
Avalant wrote:
mountainmage wrote:If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."
But what if you brought regular hookers into space? They're not space hookers, just hookers in space.
By default, they become members of the Space Hooker's Guild of Space. Kind of like how if one of your science fiction stories is published in America, you are automatically part of Science Fiction Writer's of America.
That sucks. Either way I am going with hookers that came from space, most likely have space-aids and perhaps and erogenous zones 10 parsecs away from their actual body rather than plain old boring earth hookers in my drawing.
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Khazd wrote:That's what I was thinking, but did not post because I am still slightly drunk from lunch..
Did you get fired yet?

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I am going to get a beer now. For drinking.

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1.25 hours until that moment of fired-ness. I am all tingly with anticipation.
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Spit on him!

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I did that at lunch. That and squirted ketchup at him too.
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Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that Obama's new tax reform proposal would have actually allowed us to expand our business and still make a profit, rather than having to lay off our workers.
The bad news is that you are an ass and are fired anyways. No benefits for you either. I could have fired you earlier, but I wanted this shining moment of glory for myself, you (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
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Ah, wordfilters. Is there anything that cannot be fixed by proper application of them?
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Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
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AHMETxRock wrote:Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
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Yeah, I already had to make one ham sandwich joke today, and didn't want to make another.
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AHMETxRock wrote:Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
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