World Beard and Mustache Championships
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
That's what I was thinking, but did not post because I am still slightly drunk from lunch..
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
By default, they become members of the Space Hooker's Guild of Space. Kind of like how if one of your science fiction stories is published in America, you are automatically part of Science Fiction Writer's of America.Avalant wrote:But what if you brought regular hookers into space? They're not space hookers, just hookers in space.mountainmage wrote:If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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That sucks. Either way I am going with hookers that came from space, most likely have space-aids and perhaps and erogenous zones 10 parsecs away from their actual body rather than plain old boring earth hookers in my drawing.Edminster wrote:By default, they become members of the Space Hooker's Guild of Space. Kind of like how if one of your science fiction stories is published in America, you are automatically part of Science Fiction Writer's of America.Avalant wrote:But what if you brought regular hookers into space? They're not space hookers, just hookers in space.mountainmage wrote:If the hookers are in space, they are indeed space hookers. It's just redundant to say "with space hookers in space."
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Did you get fired yet?Khazd wrote:That's what I was thinking, but did not post because I am still slightly drunk from lunch..
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
I am going to get a beer now. For drinking.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
1.25 hours until that moment of fired-ness. I am all tingly with anticipation.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
I did that at lunch. That and squirted ketchup at him too.
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Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that Obama's new tax reform proposal would have actually allowed us to expand our business and still make a profit, rather than having to lay off our workers.
The bad news is that you are an ass and are fired anyways. No benefits for you either. I could have fired you earlier, but I wanted this shining moment of glory for myself, you (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
The good news is that Obama's new tax reform proposal would have actually allowed us to expand our business and still make a profit, rather than having to lay off our workers.
The bad news is that you are an ass and are fired anyways. No benefits for you either. I could have fired you earlier, but I wanted this shining moment of glory for myself, you (I am ignorant and should be dragged into the street and shot in the mouth.).
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Ah, wordfilters. Is there anything that cannot be fixed by proper application of them?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Ed is a wily one.AHMETxRock wrote:Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
Yeah, I already had to make one ham sandwich joke today, and didn't want to make another.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
EhehehehAHMETxRock wrote:Whoops! I've seen that word used before, or so I thought, so I didn't think there would be anything wrong with using it. Was that already filtered?
I'll change it if you'd like.
Edit: WTF! You locked it! :[]
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Re: World Beard and Mustache Championships
You're not helping your case any.smiley_cow wrote:Eh eh eh eh
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