Oh god that is creepy.AHMETxRock wrote:I am posting a picture of the tattoos I have.
I have one for every person that has ever been attracted to me.
Piercings and Tattoos!!! Post pics if you got 'em.
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DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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I like you Ahmet. See, now you have to get a tattoo for me!
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.
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Not...not for you.
Of you.
Of how he feels about you.*
*Hint: Probably schoolgirl hentai.
Of you.
Of how he feels about you.*
*Hint: Probably schoolgirl hentai.
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Hentai is weird. He should get an illustration of me as a child space hooker on his chest. It's what I always wanted to be...
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.
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Put alas, you reached adolescence without finding your pimp.
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I wouldn't want to meet Ahmet in a dark alley! In a brightly lit room, sure, but not in a dark alley.
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Surely a brightly lit room would be worse.
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Yeah, because he'd rape you so everyone in the room could see. If it was a dark ally, people would just hear screams and not know who it was, saving you the embarrassment.
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But he's sad and lonely, remember? He'd just rape you with words about his Sadness and loneliness which is ten times as bad.
AHMETxROCK wrote:This is not quoteworthy.
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I meant because he was ugly, but your explanations are great too. You managed to not get the joke and talk about rape.
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It doesn't count if I kill you before I start raping. It's considered masturbation.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Assisted masturbation. In fact, 50% of all bodies donated to science end up being raped.
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No wonder Zach is so interested in the sciences!
Just like an std, will never fully go away.