ASK A MUSLIM!
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Who's they? Your mom?AHMETxRock wrote:I personally always look pretty, regardless. They say I have that kind of face.
You should wear one too! And I'm not saying this out of oppression. Also, I only wear one of those cap things during prair.
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Being said by your mother still doesn't make it less true. Also, she only calls me handsome. Also, I never bothered learning their names. Far too personal, ya know? They can't find me, they can't make me pay child support.mountainmage wrote:Who's they? Your mom?
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Muslim, what is your opinion of Jew?
THERE I DID IT.
THERE I DID IT.
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They're pretty cool people. They know, just like Muslims, that Jesus wasn't a god, and that the Christians are the true enemy. They've got you guys in their wallets and there is nothing you can do about it. We're the decoys keeping you guys distracted. The Jews organized the economic downfall at the same time our communist partners in Korea started the Nuklear testings. Don't think that's just a randomly happening. You guys are screwed. My only regret is the fact we had to make people think we're enemies.LordRetard wrote:Muslim, what is your opinion of Jew?
THERE I DID IT.
Also, they should get the hell off Palestinian land if they ever want to be recognized by the Muslim world. There are few people left that have grown up in a Palestine that have not had a barrel faced at them at least once by Israeli "guards".
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Indeed, Israel needs to get out of Palestine's face. In my view this whole settlement of conflict zones makes Israel the real antagonists in the conflict currently.
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Yeah, everyone in Palestine is going to die. Whoops!
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SPOILER ALERT!LordRetard wrote:Yeah, everyone in Palestine is going to die. Whoops!
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You do realize how ridiculous it is to talk about things "currently" in the Middle East without acknowledging the past, yes?Sahan wrote:Indeed, Israel needs to get out of Palestine's face. In my view this whole settlement of conflict zones makes Israel the real antagonists in the conflict currently.
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Revenge is the way to go! You tell him Astasia.
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Haha. No one would stop killing if everyone focused on the past. You're meant to learn from history, not follow it's example.
WHAT KIND OF HISTORY TEACHER ARE YOU!
Joking, of course. Still, anyone who's not a mod or a muslim lost one point for not asking a question.
WHAT KIND OF HISTORY TEACHER ARE YOU!
Joking, of course. Still, anyone who's not a mod or a muslim lost one point for not asking a question.
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You both missed the point.
But, I don't care. Ignorance is awesome.
But, I don't care. Ignorance is awesome.
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Ya damn right it is.
Also, I totally got it. but don't consider this a true admission.
Also, I totally got it. but don't consider this a true admission.
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Why is it that I ask a question?
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