"Were you all covered in semen?"
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- LordRetard
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
And only the man is allowed to use the pressurised suit?
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Yeah. It doesn't fit the woman. Hers is being repaired at the moment.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
Who's repairing it?
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
Space. I thought that was common knowledge.
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There are kitchens in space too. Who do you think cooks and has sex with all the astronauts?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
To be fair, their title is a little ambiguous.mountainmage wrote:Space. I thought that was common knowledge.
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But do they live in the kitchen? Or are space hookers exempt from this universal rule? Do they live in space brothels or are they just wondering around...
I'm putting too much thought into this.
I'm putting too much thought into this.
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So this is one from Texts From Last Night:
"I'm spending my cab money on more beer and taking the ambulance home."
I found this amusing. Discuss.
"I'm spending my cab money on more beer and taking the ambulance home."
I found this amusing. Discuss.
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It's funny, because the person is implicating they do not care, and would rather have a very short term benefit at the price of a seemingly far more dangerous prospect, where it would not be a good trade off at all if not for the fact the person is trading money for potential harm.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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"It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers"
My favourite.
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Re: "Were you all covered in semen?"
Thanks, Ahmet.AHMETxRock wrote:It's funny, because the person is implicating they do not care, and would rather have a very short term benefit at the price of a seemingly far more dangerous prospect, where it would not be a good trade off at all if not for the fact the person is trading money for potential harm.
"Someone didn't pay attention in religion class."