So Michael Jackson died
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You know the virgin thing is just a misreading, right? It's like a wierd Arabic pun or something on the statement that said they earn salvation in heaven.
Anyways, he's had enough virgins hasn't he?
Although, unlike Kimra, we live in a GOOD country where you don't need to defend yourself from accusations. If the opposition cannot prove you are guilty, no one has the right to question you. Anyone can sling accusations, but in America, if someone wants to label you as something they need proof.
Anyways, he's had enough virgins hasn't he?
Although, unlike Kimra, we live in a GOOD country where you don't need to defend yourself from accusations. If the opposition cannot prove you are guilty, no one has the right to question you. Anyone can sling accusations, but in America, if someone wants to label you as something they need proof.
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WHATEVER BITCH.
I've got the red, white, and blue. What'chu gonna do?
Our form of democracy is gonna leave you screw'd!
Not trying to be rash, not trying to be rude.
All I'm saying is I could hear you much better when you're nude.
(AW SNAP! THAT WAS HARSH DUDE!)
Well the bitch better learn to have a better attitude.
I've got the red, white, and blue. What'chu gonna do?
Our form of democracy is gonna leave you screw'd!
Not trying to be rash, not trying to be rude.
All I'm saying is I could hear you much better when you're nude.
(AW SNAP! THAT WAS HARSH DUDE!)
Well the bitch better learn to have a better attitude.
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Re: So Michael Jackson died
Why is this story more important than the Iran stories according to my news sources? In no world is Micheal Jackson more important than what's going on in Iran right now! :is mad:
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Bah, there is no way I can support the extremist government of Iran, but they're totally right that America is their enemy and that they are trying to cause unrest and dissent within their country. Right now America doesn't give a shit about the Middle East, so I want these crazy bastards to stay around just to stop America from getting their way all the time.
Remember when Fidel got sick? Everyone was like, "Oh people of cuba, rise up and free yourselves from this oppression! We're with ya!" and NOTHING HAPPENED.
Remember when Fidel got sick? Everyone was like, "Oh people of cuba, rise up and free yourselves from this oppression! We're with ya!" and NOTHING HAPPENED.
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Iran is being meaner about the UK than they are to America.
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In reference to Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon dying I believe.Cirtur wrote:Wat.wolf wrote:Things happen in threes, he had to die.
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I was pretty bummed about this, because Michael Jackson had a whole bunch of problems in his life and he never really seemed to get them solved.
Also, Billie Jean is pretty much the best song to swing dance to ever, so I owe him one.
Also, Billie Jean is pretty much the best song to swing dance to ever, so I owe him one.
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Your first born son?Sanjay wrote:Also, Billie Jean is pretty much the best song to swing dance to ever, so I owe him one.
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Nah, I heard that wasn't his.
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Heartily agree.smiley_cow wrote:Why is this story more important than the Iran stories according to my news sources? In no world is Micheal Jackson more important than what's going on in Iran right now! :is mad:
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Really? So much for my infinite deflowering fetish.AHMETxRock wrote:You know the virgin thing is just a misreading, right?
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I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning. That's what you get from eating a 10 year old wiener.
Posthumous MJ joke FTW!
I can't claim it as mine, though. One of my facebook friends put it up.
Posthumous MJ joke FTW!
I can't claim it as mine, though. One of my facebook friends put it up.
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