Oldrac stabs toddlers.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Afraid not. All we have in here is bargains!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Fix'd.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Afraid not. All we have in here are bargains!
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yeah, this thread is blatant false advertising.
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My plates are not false - they are made out of real human teeth, but I don't know about them other plates, the proprietor of which shall have to account for them herself.
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What brought these plates about?
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Hell if I know, I was just there to make the knock-off.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
I hope it's because of a blood feud.
Because then the tagline would be:
"Woman vs. Crabs"*
*I know he's just one crab, but it's funnier this way.
Because then the tagline would be:
"Woman vs. Crabs"*
*I know he's just one crab, but it's funnier this way.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Still not gonna beat all of those lines about "teabagging".
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Yeah. Silly republicans.
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It doesn't bother me nearly so much that I made that mistake as it does that Ahmet was the one who corrected it.AHMETxRock wrote:Fix'd.Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Afraid not. All we have in here are bargains!
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: Oldrac stabs toddlers.
Ah. It is largely illogical nonsensical. However, essentially, I have determined that whenever Oldrac leaves his apartment* it is to stab toddlers. And why does he do this? It is for revenge since toddlers killed his family. The commemorative plates are just a bonus.mountainmage wrote:What brought these plates about?
*every other Tuesday.
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I just have to ask, is the limited time offer already expired? I saw this thread title and just had to investigate.
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No!Asherian wrote:I just have to ask, is the limited time offer already expired? I saw this thread title and just had to investigate.
In fact, our factory overproduced, and so for the lucky people who call within the next twenty-four hours can receive TWO commemorative plates for the price of ONE!
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Well, that is a deal I just can't pass up. Looks like I'm not eating this month!
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