A great loss.

[Kimra]

Today my little golden ticket didn't pay out, and I failed to win $100,000,000. I am very sad. Anyone else fail to win money today?

[Sahan]

HAHA NOPE.

[Lethal Interjection]

I fail to win money everyday. But I don't pay money to fail to win it. I just fail.

[Asherian]

I failed to wake up in a pile of gold, so sorta yeah.

[Frostbite]

I failed to wake up with a billion bajillion dollars in my bank account again. What a disappointment, guess I'll have to play inFamous to get over it.

[Lethal Interjection]

I failed to wake up in a pile of gold, so sorta yeah.

You know what is worse than failing to wake up in a pile of gold? Waking up in a pile of pyrite. I've got that fool's gold in places you'd rather not imagine.*

*Unless you want to, I guess. It's up to you. I can't stop you across the webbernets.

[Asherian]

Geh yeah, pyrite tends to be pretty rough on the skin too. I mean, not that I commonly sleep on rocks.. honest.

[LordRetard]

Of all of the piles I've woken up in, none of them were really as pleasant as I assume waking up in a pile of gold is.

[Cirtur]

Only pleasant because of the assumption that you could sell your pile.

[LordRetard]

Yeah, you can't sell that, really. Well, except for that... But then you have to bottle it up and it's all this work, ya know...

[Lethal Interjection]

Only pleasant because of the assumption that you could sell your pile.

Sell my golden piles? I think not.

Preparation H feels good on the hole.

[Asherian]

I've slept on some very nice pile of rocks.

Mostly smooth oens that were sunlit, nothing like sun warmed rocks for sleeping on.

[Snarky00]

I like to nap on big flat rocks heated by the sun.

[Asherian]

I like to nap on big flat rocks heated by the sun.

Someone who understands! People look at me like I'm weird for it : /

[Cirtur]

That's because they want to walk on the path.