Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:36 am

Who are reckless and don't fully consider the future consequences of their actions! But, are also supportive and have complete faith in their daughters!

And, alcoholic fathers' credit ratings are as good as anyone else's. (Not always, but go with me on this.)

My baby is going to college. For sures!

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:39 am

I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:40 am

I'm going to choose the latter.

*backs away slowly...*

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:40 am

Frostbite wrote:I'm not sure whether I should laugh or back away slowly. Maybe both?

Both. Or, if you were me, you could just keep shouting, "hooray!"

And, everyone says deadbeat dads are good-for-nothing! Hah! What do they know?!

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:43 am

*peeks head back in the door*

You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:48 am

No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:51 am

mountainmage wrote:*peeks head back in the door*

You have a baby? Or are you referring to the future?

Oh dear god, no.

I do not have a child.

My baby refers to my girlfriend.

Rainbow wrote:No, she would have bragged about long before this if she did. Right?

That is very true.

(I can't wait to be pregnant/have a baby. I mean, I can wait, but, pretty much my number one goal in life is to have a baby grow inside of me, push it out my vagina, let it suckle from my breasts, teach it to walk and to talk, and hope that someday it does good things for other people.)

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:54 am

The Canadian one?

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:55 am

Frostbite wrote:The Canadian one?

Yes, my Canadian girlfriend. (I only have one. I am so done with threesome relationships.)

She goes by the name littleninja. Ahmet sometimes tries to hump her leg. Remember her?

Frostbite · Post by **Frostbite** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:56 am

No, I blocked her out. Because I felt like it.

Rainbow · Post by **Rainbow** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:58 am

So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:00 am

It'd be sweet if my dad gave me money to pay for my hand to go to college, too.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:01 am

Rainbow wrote:So, this Alcoholic father is yours, then? And he pays for your fake girlfriend? Hooray for him, indeed.

No, the alcoholic father is littleninja's.

My father is not an alcoholic. And super ultra responsible. (But he also loves and supports his daughter. Lots. He has spent ridiculous amounts of money on me.)

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:17 am

My dad likes gardens.

Avalant · Post by **Avalant** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:40 am

Man alcoholic dads are the best

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