Hooray for Alcoholic Fathers!

[AHMETxRock]

No, I'm pretty sure I still am just as determined. I mean, you don't need to be there.
Also, congrats on the whole "this thread had a point" thing.

[Cirtur]

Did it? I don't


































care

[AHMETxRock]

Cirtur is soooooooooo cute when he thinks we want to know if he cares.

[Cirtur]

You all care about my not caring. You just don't know it.

BUT YOU WILL

[Rainbow]

I just... I don't ca

[AHMETxRock]

People who don't care never tell people they don't care.

That's how you tell the real rape victims from people your friends just pay off to pretend to be raped by you when you feel you need to go out on a conquest.

[mountainmage]

That's how you tell the real rape victims from people your friends just pay off to pretend to be raped by you when you feel you need to go out on a conquest.

Classic Ahmet post.

[LordRetard]

That's how you tell the real rape victims from people your friends just pay off to pretend to be raped by you when you feel you need to go out on a conquest.

Classic Ahmet post.

It's impossible to parse and the meaning is most likely bad. Truly classic.

If you give birth to a watermelon, it is perfectly natural.

If you were gonna give birth to a watermelon, you would eat dirt (Anyone ever read One Hundred Years of Solitude?), drink water, and sun bathe in preparation. Which sounds good aside from the first part.

I think that Rebeca had some sort of compulsion, I don't think that she was trying to give birth to a watermelon.

[Asherian]

Honestly my caloric intake has gone up and down randomly throughout the whole thing, I've a weird metabolism to start though. Gaining only 15lbs is fine for most starting weights of mothers, but some people really do need to gain more during the birth. The body has to think its getting a sufficient source of food (especially early on in the pregnancy) to continue and properly grow it. Women who are underweight should gain as much as 40 lbs, normal women should gain somewhere from 25-35 pounds. What I've been seeing mostly is don't pay attention to how much your eating, just make sure everything your eating is nutritious/healthy food, follow cravings as their a good indicator of specific things your body needs at the time.... That being stated, most of the things I've craved were oranges, donuts, and lemonade. Bugger if I know what value donuts could possibly give, but I've gone to rather odd lengths in the middle of the night to obtain them.

[astasia]

I think that Rebeca had some sort of compulsion, I don't think that she was trying to give birth to a watermelon.

Oh, I know she did, it just reminded me of it.

But, that would've been an interesting twist, anyhow.

[LordRetard]

Honestly my caloric intake has gone up and down randomly throughout the whole thing, I've a weird metabolism to start though. Gaining only 15lbs is fine for most starting weights of mothers, but some people really do need to gain more during the birth. The body has to think its getting a sufficient source of food (especially early on in the pregnancy) to continue and properly grow it. Women who are underweight should gain as much as 40 lbs, normal women should gain somewhere from 25-35 pounds. What I've been seeing mostly is don't pay attention to how much your eating, just make sure everything your eating is nutritious/healthy food, follow cravings as their a good indicator of specific things your body needs at the time.... That being stated, most of the things I've craved were oranges, donuts, and lemonade. Bugger if I know what value donuts could possibly give, but I've gone to rather odd lengths in the middle of the night to obtain them.

Sometimes I wish I could be pregnant. Like right now, and probably never again. I'll probably just eat without forethought of my own volition, like I've done all my life.

[Asherian]

Sometimes I wish I could be pregnant. Like right now, and probably never again. I'll probably just eat without forethought of my own volition, like I've done all my life.

Well there's been some interesting research showing that a male goes through actual hormonal changes when his wife/live in is pregnant. Even things like cravings, though honestly those are pretty normal for some people throughout their life. There's even some(successful) diet plans based around the fact. Of course for it to work well you have to avoid chemical/food additives that actively retard your bodies natural abilities to tell what its eating. Things like high fructose corn syrup drastically reduce your brains ability to know its even eaten, hence causing over eating and because its addictive, repeat of non-healthy food consumption.

Of course something like 80% of processed food in north america/united states has that shit in it. Fun fact.