Whiskey is like a sweater on the inside

[mountainmage]

Makes me think of Shoot 'em Up.

Hammerson: You know, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a PUSSY can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
Mr. Hertz: Oh no sir, no, no I am not. I am a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.

[LordRetard]

I don't know, banning handguns is like taking away people's self-defense against people like me.

[Lethal Interjection]

Well what else are you gonna put?

UM I need a gun for cleaning dirt of my pans. They get some stains that soap just can't deal with!

Post of the week. Maybe longer. Hilarious, sir.

[Cirtur]

Thanks, I work out.