I have a dead baby shark in a jar.

Asherian · Post by **Asherian** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:13 am

mountainmage wrote:Because I like labeling things. It makes them easier to file.

Filing is fun and profitable.. I guess you have a point there. Fine.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:03 pm

LordRetard wrote:You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...

Yeah, just put a bag over your head.

Asherian wrote:Just because you want to have sex with women doesn't make you a lesbian.

mountainmage wrote:It could mean you're bi, or bi-curious. Or, a lesbian.

It could just mean that you are a hetero male.

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:28 pm

Lethal Interjection wrote:
LordRetard wrote:You don't have to be hot to smex yourself...
Yeah, just put a bag over your head.

Asherian wrote:Just because you want to have sex with women doesn't make you a lesbian.

mountainmage wrote:It could mean you're bi, or bi-curious. Or, a lesbian.
It could just mean that you are a hetero male.

Hetero males are just lesbians in disguise.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:52 pm

Lesbians don't have penis.

I do have penis.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:15 pm

Cirtur wrote:Lesbians don't have penis.

I do have penis.

They might. It is just removable. Is yours?

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:23 pm

Mine is not removable, however it is more flexible and has more uses.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:38 pm

More like I remove myself from my penis! Because it's so big. Except that I can't remove myself because it's attached to me. I mean, I'm attached to it. It's very difficult to carry around, it's actually kind of annoying.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:45 pm

This is why I have a penis that changes size depending on what I want.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:09 pm

Ah, like my super-hero identity, Extendo-Penis! My secret identity is a man who always has uncomfortably huge genitals.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:10 pm

LordRetard wrote:More like I remove myself from my penis! Because it's so big. Except that I can't remove myself because it's attached to me. I mean, I'm attached to it. It's very difficult to carry around, it's actually kind of annoying.

Yes, I'm sure you carry it around in a wheelbarrow at all times.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:15 pm

Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:17 pm

Yes, I'll hop on a boat to Canadia so I can go penis watching.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:18 pm

It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the leaves change colour.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:31 pm

Who the fuck watches the leaves change colour?

Lethal Interjection · Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:47 pm

LordRetard wrote:It's a past-time for you puny Americans, like coming to watch the penis change colour.

LordRetard wrote:Hey you come to Toronto you can see it and shit.

Why would he shit?

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