so I'm moving to Cape Cod for the next six months

[GirlsDontDoThat]

My boyfriends parents are loaning us a cottage to live in for the next six months while we get enought money together for Tucson.

Jealous? Marry rich.

[Cirtur]

I don't know any rich girls.

[Edminster]

I don't know any rich guys.

[Cirtur]

I'm pretty comfortable.

You know when my parents die.

[LordRetard]

I plan to rob a casino, myself.

[mountainmage]

I hope you have an all-star line-up to help you. Otherwise you're going to fail spectacularly.

[LordRetard]

I'm hoping to feature an ensemble cast.

[Cirtur]

It doesn't count if they're being forced.

[LordRetard]

Well, how else am I going to get the exhumed corpse of Bernie Mac to go along? At that, what the hell am I supposed to do with it if I don't rob a casino?

[Edminster]

Well, how else am I going to get the exhumed corpse of Bernie Mac to go along? At that, what the hell am I supposed to do with it if I don't rob a casino?

Two words: Ventriloquist Act.

[Cirtur]

puppet show?

EDIT: Damn you, forum husband.

[Edminster]

It's okay, puppet show was my first thought, too.

Love you, Forum Wife.

[Lethal Interjection]

I don't know any rich guys.

I know a few. I know more who are pretty much set for life working for and eventually running their parents' reasonably lucrative businesses, though.
I do know some rich-ish girls. Mostly they are just doted upon enough by their parents. Also, at 26, I know enough girls who are graduated and have been working good jobs with little expenses (again, still living with mom and dad) to have built a decent nest-egg.
Too bad that the girls in both of those situations tend to be a little too coddled for my taste. It is a problem with rich girls, is that they don't really have attractive personalities (at least to me).

[Cirtur]

Do they like British guys who are 8 years younger than them (assuming they are a similar age to you)? Also he's hilarious.

[Lethal Interjection]

Do they like British guys who are 8 years younger than them (assuming they are a similar age to you)? Also he's hilarious.

I can think of a few who might be desperate enough. Most of the females I hang around with range from about 23 to my age. I worked for a year before uni, so I was at least a year older than most of my classmates. And unlike some of my classmates, I was legal drinking age before going to uni. So, I didn't have to wait for my birthday mid-school year, and I didn't have to worry about when we hit a bar. (Our haunt tended to not card after 10, at least not on Thursdays, which was our standard day to go out)