so I had to throw my bed out today
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so I had to throw my bed out today
Because my boyfriend spent the past two nights getting drunk and pissing all over it.
Not to mention last weekend when he pissed next to it.
Now I sleep on the floor. God damn it.
Not to mention last weekend when he pissed next to it.
Now I sleep on the floor. God damn it.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
Did you throw it out twice?
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
Punch him in the testicles.
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Whoops. I didn't mean to post that so many times.
I only threw the mattress out once. Man it was gross. It was so soaked in pee I didn't want to cally it down three flights of stairs so I just chucked it off the balcony.
I am angry. But its only a week that ill have to sleep on the floor. Next week I am moving to Cape Cod into a fully furnished place of living of some sort.
I only threw the mattress out once. Man it was gross. It was so soaked in pee I didn't want to cally it down three flights of stairs so I just chucked it off the balcony.
I am angry. But its only a week that ill have to sleep on the floor. Next week I am moving to Cape Cod into a fully furnished place of living of some sort.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
So the downside to your rich boyfriend is that he gets drunk and pees all over everything?
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
When people piss on beds they belong in nursing homes. That's my understanding of it anyway.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.HARDKORE wrote:Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
That makes him sound like a hooker, which is basically the exact opposite issue.Sahan wrote:QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.
Oh yeah, also this sounds ridiculous. Like he has serious issues. Hopefully they can be dealt with, but maybe not.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
If this happens often, I'd suggest an intervention.
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Mmm I think it already happened, but the interventioners eventually got sick of being peed on and gave up.
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Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
There are some chicks who dig getting pissed on.
I think her boyfriend should simply get with one of them.
I think her boyfriend should simply get with one of them.
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I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.
I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.
I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.
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I am trying not to judge here but after reading that last one. Maybe you should think about an intervention to. It is just wierd to me. The place that i live in here is so isolated, i have not met anyone like you before.Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
by GirlsDontDoThat on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:00 am
I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.
I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.
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It's not a big deal. He's just destroyed his liver and can no longer control it. Whatever.
When I saw the topic, I thought you had to throw it out because it was moving time, and I was going to make a semen related joke.
I guess I kinda called it?
When I saw the topic, I thought you had to throw it out because it was moving time, and I was going to make a semen related joke.
I guess I kinda called it?
Just like an std, will never fully go away.