so I had to throw my bed out today

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:58 am

Because my boyfriend spent the past two nights getting drunk and pissing all over it.

Not to mention last weekend when he pissed next to it.

Now I sleep on the floor. God damn it.

Cirtur · Post by **Cirtur** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:00 am

Did you throw it out twice?

Post by **Edminster** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:08 am

Punch him in the testicles.

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:15 am

Whoops. I didn't mean to post that so many times.

I only threw the mattress out once. Man it was gross. It was so soaked in pee I didn't want to cally it down three flights of stairs so I just chucked it off the balcony.

I am angry. But its only a week that ill have to sleep on the floor. Next week I am moving to Cape Cod into a fully furnished place of living of some sort.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:18 am

So the downside to your rich boyfriend is that he gets drunk and pees all over everything?

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:36 am

When people piss on beds they belong in nursing homes. That's my understanding of it anyway.

HARDKORE · Post by **HARDKORE** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:18 am

Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:31 am

HARDKORE wrote:Sounds like you should throw your boyfriend out to.

QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.

LordRetard · Post by **LordRetard** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:33 am

Sahan wrote:QFT. A drunk boyfriend with incontinence issues doesn't sound like he's worth the cash.

That makes him sound like a hooker, which is basically the exact opposite issue.

Oh yeah, also this sounds ridiculous. Like he has serious issues. Hopefully they can be dealt with, but maybe not.

mountainmage · Post by **mountainmage** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:42 am

If this happens often, I'd suggest an intervention.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:45 am

Mmm I think it already happened, but the interventioners eventually got sick of being peed on and gave up.

astasia · Post by **astasia** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:14 am

There are some chicks who dig getting pissed on.

I think her boyfriend should simply get with one of them.

GirlsDontDoThat · Post by **GirlsDontDoThat** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:00 pm

I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.

I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.

HARDKORE · Post by **HARDKORE** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:47 pm

Re: so I had to throw my bed out today
by GirlsDontDoThat on Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:00 am

I was pretty pissed when it happened. I don't know when it started but its not like he's some chronic bedwetter. Its when he drinks. A lot. Of beer. The other night we had a beerpong tournament which is why we were drinking so much booze.

I think nearly everyone who overdrinks occasionally has a pee story. I tried to pee in my cats litter box two years ago.

I am trying not to judge here but after reading that last one. Maybe you should think about an intervention to. It is just wierd to me. The place that i live in here is so isolated, i have not met anyone like you before.

AHMETxRock · Post by **AHMETxRock** » Mon Aug 03, 2009 5:22 pm

It's not a big deal. He's just destroyed his liver and can no longer control it. Whatever.

When I saw the topic, I thought you had to throw it out because it was moving time, and I was going to make a semen related joke.

I guess I kinda called it?