I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
I'm disappointed that Ed has yet to post the picture of me cuddling with Marvin in a bar.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
But does his hair store carbon?*Apocalyptus wrote:Well the smell of burnt hair is preferable to nuclear fallout or global warming, as I always say.
*I know too much about this topic... not his hair, carbon counting global warming stuff.
I too am disappointed. But more because he hasn't posted a picture of you giving it a lap dance.Avalant wrote:I'm disappointed that Ed has yet to post the picture of me cuddling with Marvin in a bar.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
I am like the most disappointed. I want to see Marvin getting his sexy on.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
I'm more disappointed the you. I'm like, the most disappointed-est. I want to watch Marvin porn.Cirtur wrote:I am like the most disappointed. I want to see Marvin getting his sexy on.
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If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Oh my. Now do I become a fan and allow all these strange people (who don't already have me on facebook) the opportunity to cyber-stalk me?Edminster wrote:If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
My cat has more friends on facebook than I do. I'm not sure if I want to let the shark have more....Edminster wrote:If you want to see the Adventures of Marvin, you're gonna have to watch his facebook page.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
Ha good point - I see I haven't fully thought this concept through.Kimra wrote:But does his hair store carbon?Apocalyptus wrote:Well the smell of burnt hair is preferable to nuclear fallout or global warming, as I always say.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Shame on you.Apocalyptus wrote:Ha good point - I see I haven't fully thought this concept through.
We'll have to run scientific trials, with highly corrosive acid.*
*I know this has nothing to do with carbon, but it'd still be fun!
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Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.
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Tsk. Fine. No test.Cirtur wrote:Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.
Where's the chloroform?
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You know we could just use the hair to create an army of clones which we force to generate electricity by treading on giant mouse wheels day in, day out. It may just be a more environmentally friendly option than burning the hair, anyway.Kimra wrote:Tsk. Fine. No test.Cirtur wrote:Just to be clear you upside-down opposite people aren't running any tests. Sometimes the magic should be left unexplained.
Where's the chloroform?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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You... you want to clone Cirtur? I don't think the world is ready for this kind of extremism.Apocalyptus wrote:You know we could just use the hair to create an army of clones which we force to generate electricity by treading on giant mouse wheels day in, day out. It may just be a more environmentally friendly option than burning the hair, anyway.
On a side note: Has anyone else noticed a lack of MM? It's kind of freaky.
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I am pretty XTREME.Kimra wrote:You... you want to clone Cirtur? I don't think the world is ready for this kind of extremism.
On a side note: Has anyone else noticed a lack of MM? It's kind of freaky.
Also MM does this. It's how he keeps his average postcount down.
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Re: I have a dead baby shark in a jar.
I am somewhat surprised with Martin's popularity and adventures.
I wonder if ever in my ex's narcotic-induced slumbers could he have ever imagined his present for me would somehow morph into a thing of legend.
I wonder if ever in my ex's narcotic-induced slumbers could he have ever imagined his present for me would somehow morph into a thing of legend.
If we weren't such good friends, I'd wish you were dead.