Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
I easily could have if I wanted to.
She is back in Michigan, though.
She tried pretty valiantly with a friend of mine, but he wasn't having it either.
Luckily she never tried anything with me, probably thanks to the fact that she was my sister's roomate for a year, and friend. Dodged a bullet, I did.
She is back in Michigan, though.
She tried pretty valiantly with a friend of mine, but he wasn't having it either.
Luckily she never tried anything with me, probably thanks to the fact that she was my sister's roomate for a year, and friend. Dodged a bullet, I did.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
Not trying to get with that. I am revoking your license to be a dude.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
You should really be more open to things, Lethal.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
You never know when the next opportunity will come along for you to stick your hand in something and come away smelling like fish =o
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
I see what you did there.Snarky00 wrote:You never know when the next opportunity will come along for you to stick your hand in something and come away smelling like fish =o
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
You should take her man. Maybe she would enjoy getting all wet and sticking her fist in the mouth of a fish.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
That's among the least erotic things I've heard in my life.HARDKORE wrote:You should take her man. Maybe she would enjoy getting all wet and sticking her fist in the mouth of a fish.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
I dunno man, all the women I know love the risky thrill of shoving their hand in a place they cannot see where there very well may be snapping turtles.LordRetard wrote:That's among the least erotic things I've heard in my life.HARDKORE wrote:You should take her man. Maybe she would enjoy getting all wet and sticking her fist in the mouth of a fish.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
I honestly cannot tell if that's innuendo or not... But I hope it is.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
I was not trying to be erotic. Despite the name, i have nothing to do with anything erotic.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
Yes, I was starting to realise this.HARDKORE wrote:Despite the name, i have nothing to do with anything erotic.
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Re: Cat Fisting (teach a man to fish)
you made me spit coffee on my laptop =pEdminster wrote:there very well may be snapping turtles.