Moustachios

[Cirtur]

At some point in every man's life he contemplates a moustache.

[Lethal Interjection]

Contemplates growing a moustache?
Because I haven't. Ever.

[HARDKORE]

I hate the stupid things. I shave once every 2 days so i dont get one.

[LordRetard]

Yeah, I have a moustache. It's honestly not that great.

[Euclidthegreek]

By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.

[HARDKORE]

Well, we can ask mr buffet to sing us a song about how didnt with he had one.

[Sahan]

I'm currently growing a goatee, because someone I knew bet me that I couldn't grow a goatee in a month. That was two weeks ago, and I'm keeping a respectably-sixed beard unshaved currently purely for the sake of this challenge. I use to have a moustache before I started shaving, but ever sonce then I have always shaved it off even if I don't want to shave the rest of it enough. I might grow one for charity this year for 'Movember', but otherwise probably not.

TLDR; I don't like moustaches, and shave them even if I am too lazy to shave any other facial hair.

[HARDKORE]

So man jokes to be made about moustache rides to be made.

[Lethal Interjection]

By themselves they aren't that great. However, it seems that beards (which are pretty cool) must be accompanied by moustaches. This is the only circumstance in which a reasonable person should get a moustache: if they also get a beard.

Which is partly why I don't intend on growing any facial hair that involves a moustache at all. I have no interest in full beards, goatees, or moustaches.

[Apocalyptus]

Hey, don't leave the ladies out in the cold on the moustache issue here. I've seen some pretty impressive lady-taches in my time.

[Kimra]

Get back, foul images! I suspect no-one was going to click on them. So instead you get to see them (unless an admin gets in here and blocks them).

I've seen some pretty impressive lady-taches in my time.

For all my faults I am blessedly safe from this one.

Also I have a general aversion to facial hair on men. Perhaps because when I was a child the only person with a beard that I knew was disgusting and subhuman. I tend to not be able to look past facial hair.

Having said that, I can force myself to forgive certain levels of facial hair:

Acceptable


Borderline but I wouldn't let him near me (in other words I wouldn't give him a wide-berth if walking passed him)


Pedophile freaks


And just for kicks, the new item on the streets.

[LordRetard]

Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom

No, those are both terrible.

[HARDKORE]

[AHMETxRock]

Pathetic. Some weak shit up in this bitch.

[Kimra]

Acceptable
Diddy
Orlando Bloom

No, those are both terrible.

Well yes they are both terrible... but they don't make me feel like I need to zap them with a cattle prod to feel safe. I said 'acceptable' not 'sexy beyond compare' after all.