Is this nurse knocked up

[HARDKORE]

He is right. Those of us who are members of the occult and the strange and the weird do see things differently. Who cares about breast when they are swinging a knife at you. You start looking at them and your dead

[Apocalyptus]

Wow, breasts that swing knives‽ I gotta get that videogame!

[Cirtur]

It's called "What's the point of Breasts?" And the answer is, it is a knife that cuts you.

[HARDKORE]

I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.

That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.

[AHMETxRock]

I am the father.

[Cirtur]

How was Eid ul-Fitr, by the way?

[Lethal Interjection]

I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.

That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.

That's a good life-skill. Being able to defend yourself against a knife-wielding woman with a lot of cleavage, that is. I can't tell you how many trips to the hospital such a skill would have avoided me.

[Kimra]

I better make myself a bit more clear. I don’t care about video game breast. If the nurse they are attached to is coming at you with a knife and your staring at them, you will die.

That is, you will. I have mastered the game to where I can beat them in less then 2 hours each without die and only taking like 10 - 15 hits.

That's a good life-skill. Being able to defend yourself against a knife-wielding woman with a lot of cleavage, that is. I can't tell you how many trips to the hospital such a skill would have avoided me.

This negates my one true power. I always hoped the cleavage god had blessed me with ultimate enemy distraction and now I find out it did not.

I guess I'll just have to learn to stab faster.

[Lethal Interjection]

Well, it is just Hardkore. Has he even seen a real female? You know, other than Tucker's mom?
Plus is able to defend himself with his +4 HTML links skill.

[LordRetard]

Does she hold the knife in her cleavage? That's a pretty cool skill. I wouldn't know how to defend myself.

[Lethal Interjection]

Does she hold the knife in her cleavage? That's a pretty cool skill. I wouldn't know how to defend myself.

Especially since your response to seeing a female, attacking or not, is to feel them up.

[LordRetard]

It's an unfortunate reflex that I have to live with. And so far it has not held up in a court of law, either.

[Lethal Interjection]

It's an unfortunate reflex that I have to live with. And so far it has not held up in a court of law, either.

In your defence, it was a female judge, and it wasn't a recognized way to "voice" an objection.

[LordRetard]

I was convicted by an all-female jury! If it had been my peers they'd probably have found me not guilty. Or at least they would've voiced their own objections to the judge.

[freako104]

I am the father.

Wow. I would not have imagined anyone touching one of the nurses in SH!