You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
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You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
Jesus Christ, there are a lot of pedophiles out there. If you are one, can you please just turn yourself into the police, so that I don't have to talk to your victims all day. Ditto on if you're going to decide to physically/emotionally/financially/sexually/mentally abuse your intimate partner.
If we weren't such good friends, I'd wish you were dead.
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
Things would be so much easier for everyone if they just lowered the age limit of legal consent.
In all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear this. It must be tough having to hear of the worst of humanity on a regular basis, so here's a genuine show of appreciation from me for your work.
You can't see my show, so you'll have to imagine it, but I am still doing it.
In all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear this. It must be tough having to hear of the worst of humanity on a regular basis, so here's a genuine show of appreciation from me for your work.
You can't see my show, so you'll have to imagine it, but I am still doing it.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
Am...Am I a pedophile?
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
I do get this feeling of being groomed by Mage.
Anyway, I hand in my list of paedophiles at the end of every fiscal year.
[sincerity] Keep on fighting the good fight. It must be hard for you, but think of yourself as Captain Lesbian and it'll probably be easier/more fun. [/sincerity]
Lowering the age of consent would work wonders.
Anyway, I hand in my list of paedophiles at the end of every fiscal year.
[sincerity] Keep on fighting the good fight. It must be hard for you, but think of yourself as Captain Lesbian and it'll probably be easier/more fun. [/sincerity]
Lowering the age of consent would work wonders.
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
You're not a minor though, or so you've told me in our email exchanges. We're going to meet up soon, right? I'll bring the wine and pills, like I promised!
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Yes. Let's meet up at my place. Ignore the police outside, my neighbours are having a party. For them. A police party.
Also, don't wear clothes.
Also, don't wear clothes.
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Since I'm walking to your house, as long as I can take a seat when I get there we'll be hunky-dory.
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Re: You might be a pedophile. You probably are a pedophile.
So, I was looking for the custom-built chair from Burn After Reading (if you've seen it, you know the one), but I ended up stumbling across these shoes. Now I want a pair.
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How did that happen? How does one look for a sex-chair and end up at that?Edminster wrote:So, I was looking for the custom-built chair from Burn After Reading (if you've seen it, you know the one), but I ended up stumbling across these shoes. Now I want a pair.
Also, I think those would drive me insane. I hate it when my socks even get jammed up between my toes.
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As long as they don't chafe my toes, it'd probably be comfy. But I wouldn't wear 'em.
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ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Those shoes are good. I have a wound on my right big toe so I have been putting my sock in between that toe and another on.
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You should wrap it in gauze and wear open-toed sandals.
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And then when it falls off from frostbite I can show it to people.
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Right. England. Normal temperatures in winter. I forgot for a second that the crazy weather where I live doesn't reflect on the rest of the world.
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