Satan

[Apocalyptus]

I am Satan, or at least I was for one brief, shining moment:



Bow before me, minions of evil!

[Sahan]

I always think people are rerferring to me when they write those 5 letters, but then I remember that they don't know my actual identity.

[LordRetard]

I'm on it.


LRZEBUB, LORD OF THE RETARDS

[freako104]

What if we aren't evil but good? Neutral good or Lawful good in my case.

[LordRetard]

[mountainmage]

Demotivators used to be funny. I remember those times.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

My phone number contains the digits 666.
I like to tell people I got it secondhand from Satan.

[LordRetard]

I still think they're funny. It doesn't even matter. You could just cut out the extra line and it wouldn't be a demotivator but it would say the same thing, so who cares? For that matter that's a really old one anyway.

[FengharTheNord]

If I ever see Jesus I'm gonna kill him. Don't have really anything against him, but if I sees him, I'm gonna lance 'em.

[Euclidthegreek]

New biblical insights suggest that the number of the beast is actually 696.

I always think people are rerferring to me when they write those 5 letters, but then I remember that they don't know my actual identity.

Whenever I see your name I think it says Satan. I usually think of Seitan when seeing the word Satan, and vice versa.

[Apocalyptus]

What if we aren't evil but good? Neutral good or Lawful good in my case.

Then you can get the hell* out.

*Haha I said hell, geddit? I'm so witty.

[Kimra]

I was Satan months ago. As where many members of the forum (I see those post counts). Your not the first. Just you remember that.

[Apocalyptus]

I... I'm sorry Kimra, I let the temporary power get to my head! Can you ever forgive me?

[LordRetard]

With every word you speak you become further from Satan!

[Apocalyptus]

Err, I mean shut up Kimra, noone wants to listen to you! I am the Dark Lord of Evil, so I command you all to ... do evil things and bitchslap Jesus and stuff.