I read the news today, oh boy

[mountainmage]

Here's a question, why go out for a burger if you're going to eat turkey or tofu or whatever the hell are in veggie burgers?

Five Guys isn't about silly "exotic" variations. It's about making damn good burgers and damn good fries.

[Edminster]

Finally, something Mage and I can agree on.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Because they're tasty sandwiches?
Because sometimes it's nice to eat with other people -- people who sometimes eat burgers?
Because who died and made you the Burger King?

[mountainmage]

Because they're tasty sandwiches?
Because sometimes it's nice to eat with other people -- people who sometimes eat burgers?
Because who died and made you the Burger King?

If you say so.
Putting something between two buns doesn't make it a burger. I'm happy to go out for a burger with friends though.
I'm not the burger king, I'm just saying variation can't top something done right and done well.

[Kimra]

Apocolyptus, that burger... it doesn't look tasty.

Unlike this one which looks three kinds of tasty:

[Edminster]

Yes, because when I think tasty, I think deception most foul.

[Kimra]

Good. I'm glad we agree.

[mountainmage]

For the record, the burger does look kinda gross. The fries look good though. Also, did they run out of bottom buns or something?

[Apocalyptus]

Hmm well the actual burgers usually look better than that, that's just what I could find with an image search. Next time I go there , I'll do a proper photo shoot and everything. But yeah, the chips are just perfect, and they have three dipping sauces you can choose from : herbed mayo, chili mayo or tomato sauce (proper home style tomato sauce).

EDIT: can you tell that I'm hungry?

[LordRetard]

I had meatloaf covered with bacon today.

All yous guys are jealous.

[mountainmage]

My philosophy is: a naked fry is a happy fry. No need to ruin the flavor with sauces. I'll admit it's a little radical, but I'm gettin' by just fine.

[Apocalyptus]

I don't know, those chips are good by themselves, but the mayo sauces just add extra awesome.

[mountainmage]

I'm gonna be a little presumptuous, but by the looks of it, Five Guys fries are better. Burger too.

[LordRetard]

My philosophy is: a naked fry is a happy fry. No need to ruin the flavor with sauces. I'll admit it's a little radical, but I'm gettin' by just fine.

Unless it tastes like shit, in which case smear it on.

I'm gonna be a little presumptuous, but by the looks of it, Five Guys fries are better. Burger too.

That is a little presumptuous. You've never even been there! I don't have any of these wacky chains where I come from. Most of the best food I've had is from home.

[mountainmage]

I'm going by looks. The fries don't look crispy or golden-brown, and the burger looks like a 1/4 pound piece of meat placed between two giant buns and tons of toppings.