That's us!
Now let's assign roles for humorous effect! i.e Fenghar is the crazy son.
One Big Happy Family
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Some options:*
Crazy cat lady aunty.
Abused pet dog.
Great great grandfather with a strange obsession with wars.
Overly friendly neighbour who always wants to babysit.
*not for me, for anyone. I think Im the annoying neighbour who wont go away.
Crazy cat lady aunty.
Abused pet dog.
Great great grandfather with a strange obsession with wars.
Overly friendly neighbour who always wants to babysit.
*not for me, for anyone. I think Im the annoying neighbour who wont go away.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
I'm the uncle who talks way too much, but you generally like*.
*Right guys? Right?
*Right guys? Right?
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Slightly dopey but less crazy brother of Fenghar?
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: One Big Happy Family
No, you're the slutty daughter.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Can I be the long dead grandfather?
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Re: One Big Happy Family
I'm probably the slightly creepy older sibling who repeatedly remarks 'that's what she/he said!' inappropriately when not in my secret basement full of bondage gear.
Every family has one of those, right?
Every family has one of those, right?
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Crazy Son? Yessssssssss!
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.
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Re: One Big Happy Family
I was hoping for stern but loving father but um that's good too i guess.Asherian wrote:Ahmet, if anyone here gets that one I think it should be Edminster. I personally want to go for that creepy uncle who makes horrible jokes that just make everyone a little nervous and sidle away.AHMETxRock wrote:Hot mom.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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In that case I'll be the really good looking step father that doesn't love anyone else in that family and makes the mother abandon the rest of them all for me.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Are you coming on to me?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Re: One Big Happy Family
Run Ed, run far and fast.
If we're doing stepparents then I totally want to rethink my position. I would -love- to be the crazy psycho step mother who stabs you in the back, say it was just you acting out, and gets you sent to military school/your other parents so all the family resources go to Her children. That's way better then creepy uncle.
If we're doing stepparents then I totally want to rethink my position. I would -love- to be the crazy psycho step mother who stabs you in the back, say it was just you acting out, and gets you sent to military school/your other parents so all the family resources go to Her children. That's way better then creepy uncle.
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