Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby mountainmage » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:34 pm

Maybe that's why women want them so much. They have a natural affinity for them.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:05 am

Plus, they're a good weapon to have on hand.

Noone suspects a thing, you're just out for a night on the town with your pretty jewellry, then BAM! Someone is permanently disfigured.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Sahan » Tue Nov 24, 2009 5:57 am

I thought the diamond was metaphorical?

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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:02 am

Watch your language, young man!
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:14 am

I metaphorical once. He wasn't very nice.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:20 am

Those phoricals should just stick to their own.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby mountainmage » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:33 am

We don't like his kind around these parts! What do they got against the word like or as?
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Apocalyptus » Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:50 am

They're obviously not as civilised as you or I.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Kimra » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:19 pm

Somewhere back there in this thread this would have been relevent.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby mountainmage » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:50 pm

I think at some point, everything will be relevant to everything in every thread.

Woah.
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby Apocalyptus » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:54 pm

Singularity is within our grasp!
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Re: Gays have literally destroyed the institution of marriage.

Postby mountainmage » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:57 pm

Just keep posting! Soon, a google search for anything will result in a link to the forums, as it is with wikipedia now!
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Postby Cirtur » Sun Dec 06, 2009 2:58 pm

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