Killing Yourself
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Re: Killing Yourself
*gasp*
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I KNOW ISN'T IT?Euclidthegreek wrote:That is an amazing way to die.FengharTheNord wrote:When I die I want it to be because I am like "welp, I've done everything ever and explored the entire universe and now I'm going to see what a black hole feels like" and then I won't actually die because I'll just be compressed into a single point and actually turn into god and explode out as another universe.
DonRetrasado wrote:bow chicka bow wowAmerika wrote:Wait I live in a universe.DonRetrasado wrote:Well you'd need a sock as big as an airplane to hide my penis. An airplane the size of the universe.
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Fix'd, even though the intended target of your scathing wit remains the same.Cirtur wrote:It's more the people that ruin the church. Hey-O!smiley_cow wrote:What did churches ever do to you?
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Man you guys I don't even know how you missed the part where he doesn't really die I mean he even says "I won't actually die" in it man you guys are lame but at least one of you has a girlfriend and that is pretty not lame I guess?FengharTheNord wrote:I KNOW ISN'T IT?Euclidthegreek wrote:That is an amazing way to die.FengharTheNord wrote:When I die I want it to be because I am like "welp, I've done everything ever and explored the entire universe and now I'm going to see what a black hole feels like" and then I won't actually die because I'll just be compressed into a single point and actually turn into god and explode out as another universe.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
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Wife is better than girlfriend.
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I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.
Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Who's Tiamat?AHMETxRock wrote:I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.
Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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Lives next door to Xiamult. He's tall.
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You.smiley_cow wrote:Who's Tiamat?AHMETxRock wrote:I dunno man. I mean, it isn't much different than rotting in a corpse except you take up less space. I mean, being eaten by Tiamat would be just the same.
Hell, I could devour your entire body, and shit out the waste. All that would remain would be the strongest of you that my body finds need of.
Are.
Noob.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Pfft. If you were just going to send me a bunch of links I could have just googled it myself.
DonRetrasado wrote:Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Bitcoin.
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I like to think of Tiamat as the opposite of Bahamut. Anyone know of any other legendary dragons?
For my story I've been looking up mythical creatures of various backgrounds, and it is interesting to know that both dragons come from middle eastern origins, although both were actually originally sea creatures.
For my story I've been looking up mythical creatures of various backgrounds, and it is interesting to know that both dragons come from middle eastern origins, although both were actually originally sea creatures.
Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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neat.
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D&D NERD SPOTTED.AHMETxRock wrote:I like to think of Tiamat as the opposite of Bahamut.
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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