Killing Yourself

[mountainmage]

Tiamat is considered the monstrous embodiment of primordial chaos. Although there are no early precedents for it, some sources identify her with images of a sea serpent or dragon.

[LordRetard]

I mean no one's even seen a real-life dragon in person anyway.

[Oldrac the Chitinous]

Tiamat is considered the monstrous embodiment of primordial chaos. Although there are no early precedents for it, some sources identify her with images of a sea serpent or dragon.

Later in the same article:

Though Tiamat is often described by modern authors as a sea serpent or dragon, no ancient texts exist in which there is a clear association with those kinds of creatures. The Enûma Elish specifically states that Tiamat did give birth to dragons and serpents, but they are included among a larger and more general list of monsters including scorpion men and merpeople, none of which imply that any of the children resemble the mother or are even limited to aquatic creatures.

Within the Enûma Elish her physical description includes a tail, a thigh, "lower parts" (which shake together), a belly, an udder, ribs, a neck, a head, a skull, eyes, nostrils, a mouth, and lips. She has insides (possibly "entrails"), a heart, arteries, and blood.

[LordRetard]

That article sounds like it was written by a dick.

[Edminster]

MONSTERS! HORRIBLE MONSTERS

So... Tiamat is Tucker's Mom?

[LordRetard]

Is it just me or has that joke seen far more than enough currency lately?*

*Just like... Well, Tucker's mom.

[Edminster]

And now you know why I'm not a fan of memes in general.

Although to be fair Tucker's Mom has only been referenced ten times in the past month and a half (and it's been two months since I made such a reference, if you don't count my reposting the Rules).

[mountainmage]

Honestly, those statistics aren't that bad compared to the internet at large.

[Edminster]

On the other hand, it's also about ten times more than any other meme unique to the SMBC Forums. So yeah, that is a bit of saturation.

[LordRetard]

Although to be fair Tucker's Mom has only been referenced ten times in the past month and a half (and it's been two months since I made such a reference, if you don't count my reposting the Rules).

Yes, but almost all of those were in the past week...

[Cirtur]

Other memes are too difficult. Tucker's mom is easy.

[LordRetard]

I see what you did there.

[Frostbite]

I GET IT, EASY AS IN SHE IS EASY TO BED. What a wench.

[Euclidthegreek]

B-b-but I loved Tucker's mom!* I make references to her all the time.

*oh double entandres ahaha

[Cirtur]

Moar liek you talked about her, amirite?