One Big Happy Family

[Cirtur]

Ahahahahaaaa

Yes, a flaming homosexual. Please read my opening laughter in the campiest English accent you can imagine. BUT DO NOT READ ANY OF MY OTHER POSTS IN THIS MANNER

I AM ENDING MANY OF POSTS WITH CAPS LOCK

THIS IS DUE TO A LACK OF CREATIVITY

[mountainmage]

Can I read it like Bottomtooth's laughter from Family guy?

DAMN IT

[Cirtur]

"D*** it"? Am I reading this correctly or did mage utter that most hideous of curses. I have asterixed out the aforementioned offence so as to protect the young minds of this great and noble land.

Fuck knows what would happen if they read it.

[mountainmage]

Oh, go have some meecrob.

[Cirtur]

GASP

[mountainmage]

This man has overgasped!

[FengharTheNord]

Give 'em some beano or beanx or whatever it's called.

[Cirtur]

Speed?

[Lethal Interjection]

I love the Family Guy jabs, guys. So funny.

[mountainmage]

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*Peter is surfing the internet, sees Lethal's comment*
Peter: Holy crap, Lois!

[Apocalyptus]

I fucking hate all of my cousins. Although they are 3 and 1.

FUCK YOU FREYA AND CHARLIE

YOU DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

OMG I HAVE A COUSIN CALLED FREYA DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE COUSINS TOO CIRTUR.

[Cirtur]

Second cousins at best, Lyptus.

SO MARRIAGE WOULD STILL BE ON THE TABLE WERE I NOT ALREADY MARRIED

I GET THE FEELING THAT THAT SENTENCE WOULD BE BETTER NON-CAPS

[Apocalyptus]

All my life I've dreamed of marrying an English paedophile rapist that I've met on an internet forum.
Why are you crushing my dreams and ruining my life, Cirtur?

[LordRetard]

FUN FACT:
The risk of genetic defects from cousin-lovin' isn't significantly greater than that of unrelated parents. However, it is still gross, and furthermore is clearly not the best (which is twincest).

[Edminster]

Why are you crushing my dreams and ruining my life, Cirtur?

Because I saw him first. Honestly, with a prime catch like Cirtur you have to strike fast.